"Don't cry, it's only a joke!" AJ laughed out another punchline, thus concluding his demonstration on knock-knock jokes.
"How those ever became mainstream, I will never understand." Tezz sighed boredly.
"Ooh, look at the hipster talking!" AJ mocked. "Hey, how's the shelter coming?"
"You mean the one you were begging to help me with?" Tezz rolled his eyes, plucking another needle from his palm as AJ watched from the sidelines.
"Was that sarcasm? I knew you'd get the hang of it!"
"I am not 'getting the hang of it,' as you call it, I am merely pointing out your lack of usefulness!" Tezz hissed.
"I am very useful, thankyouverymuch!" AJ hmphed.
"No really, do tell." Tezz said dryly.
A/N: Pccchhhh….DRYLY….It's a DESERT….
…sorry. Oh, while I'm in OFFICIAL AUTHOR NOTE FONT…my birthday is Friday! WHEEEEEE!
GOTTA GET DOWN ON MY BIRTHDAY! XD
"Well, Mithster Science," AJ began snootily, "You clearly have not noticed that I am, VERY PRODUCTIVELY, might I add, demonstrating the raw art of EL CREATION DE FUEGO! HWAH!" He held up two sticks for good measure.
"With all due respect, Professor Dalton, your fuego seems to have left-o." Tezz rolled his eyes.
"Haha, Doctor Volitov, but that's where you're wrong, because, as your inexperienced doctor eyes have failed to note, my fuego is invisible!...O!" AJ exclaimed in triumph.
"Well if it's invisible why isn't it hot?" Tezz challenged.
"Be…because….I have re-defined the term fire!" AJ declared.
"AJ. This has to be one of the most illogical conversations I've ever had."
"Fun right?"
"No!" Tezz exclaimed in exasperation. "We are not here for fun, we are not here to become buddies, we are here for team building and nothing more!"
"Tezz. That's what team building is." AJ said softly.
Fenrir's Daughter: This is as close as I go to Ajezz, partially because of my complete and utter failure at writing lemons and partially because I'm trying really hard to keep this at T! XD Sorry!
"AJ, please, let's just think like the sun and the Earth. They work together in order to sustain life, but never actually come into contact with each other." Tezz said slowly. "Now, that relationship works out pretty well, right?"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"GREAT! LET'S TRY IT RIGHT NOW!" Tezz suggested.
"Well, I guess, but I wanna be the sun." AJ muttered.
"Uh, no, I'm the sun."
"No, I am definitely the sun in this relationship!"
"Please, you would hardly make a sufficient Venus!"
"Well, if we're talking planets, you'd be Pluto, because it doesn't want to be close to anyone!"
"PLUTO ISN'T EVEN A PLANET!"
"Yeah, but it's a dwarf! Just like…uhm…you know, you're more of a giraffe…"
"Well, if I'm Pluto, you're Jupiter!"
"No, really, I can see it, you're such a giraffe!"
"I am nothing like that animal!"
"You are so sending off giraffe waves right now."
"I AM NOT!"
"Are too!"
"Well…you're sending off imbecile waves!"
"Dude, I'll show you waves!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Bro, I'll go full on Pacific Ocean on you!"
"Please, with the Coriolis Affect you'd never hit me!"
"I could hit you with one Coriolis Affect tied behind my back!"
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A/N: Welcome to the Looney Bin! This next bit is mostly dialogue, so…best of luck in keeping track!
"Got any threes?" Spinner asked Vert.
"Nope." Vert surveyed his imaginary hand of imaginary cards. "Go Fish."
"Cheater." Spinner muttered, rummaging around the padded floor.
"Got any fives?" Vert asked.
"Aw, you got me." Spinner held his empty palm out and Vert grasped at air, pairing the slice of air with another slice of air and making a pair, which he set down next to him.
"Don't worry Spinner, you're still winning." Spinner turned his head to the right, comforting himself.
"NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST A COTTON-HEADED NINNYMUGGINS!" He immediately snapped his head to the left.
"Now Spinner, what did Mrs. Robin tell you about your mood chang-" Back to the right.
"I WILL COLOR THE HORSE PURPLE IF I WANT NO MATTER HOW UNREALISTIC!" Spinner cried out, turning to the right as if carrying a conversation with himself.
"Now Spinner, just be calm-"
"ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WAS A DOGHOUSE, MAN! Just when you think you're at the top of the food chain someone comes in with birthday cupcakes and just knocks you right off!" Spinner sniffled, leaning closer to Vert.
"RIGHT OFF!"
"Don't you touch my fishsticks! Those are my fishsticks!" Vert slapped at Spinner.
"I just wanna be lovvvveeeedddddddd!" Spinner sobbed into his lap. "Mother never loved you!" "Yes she did!" "Nooo, she loved SHERMAN better!" "YOU FILTHY LIAR TAKE THAT BACK!"
"MY. FISHSTICKS!" Vert roared. "GO FISH YOUR OWN STICKS!"
"But Mister Mittens! He's so cold! So cold…HE NEEDS MRS. SCARF! I'LL SAVE HIM!" Spinner cried. "No, you can't save him, it's too late!" "Oh no! Not Doctor Frostbite!" "YES DOCTOR FROSTBITE! MWAHAHAHAHAH!" "You evil monster! How could you kill Mr. Mittens?"
"THE FISHSTICKS ARE MINE, THEY'RE ALL MINE!"
"WHERE IS MY PASHMINA?" "NO, IT'S MY PASTA, MINE!" "But I'm so hungryyyyy!" "IT'S CALLED A BURKA!"
"STOP STEALING MY FISH STICKS! I SAW THAT! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!"
"I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!" "No, not Mommy!" "YES, AND DADDY TOO!" "THE HYPER MONKEY ROBOTS WILL SAVE THEM!" "YOU ARE DEFENSELESS!" "MONEKYS! ATTAACCKKKK!"
"IF YOU TOUCH MY FISHSTICKS ONE MORE TIME-"
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"Okay, is this really gonna work?" Zoom asked Sherman.
"Uhm….forty percent positive." Sherman muttered.
"F-F-F-FORTY PERCENT POSITIVE?"
"Did you remember to switch the subelectrolization on?" Sherman asked calmly.
"The who?"
"Okay, thirty percent positive." Sherman corrected.
"And, what happens if this doesn't work?" Zoom asked worriedly.
"Well, we'll either expire in an endless time-space continuum or subatomically implode." Sherman replied.
"Ooh, good odds!" Zoom rolled his eyes. "Are you sure you wanna go through with this? I mean, we could always just wait it out…"
"Not with out lack of organic resources." Sherman retorted. "Add that with the unsustaininable atmosphere of this planet and high radiation levels I'd say we've got three days tops."
"…Well what are we waiting for let's run this thing!"