Never Take Daniel to the Kroger. Ever.
"Allura! I'm boorrrreeeeeeeed!" Daniel griped as he trailed behind the queen with the other cadets. Yep, the Queen of Arus and Voltron Force cadets were at Kroger. It's not like they wanted to go on this 'extravagant trip', Keith made them.
"Daniel, we've only been here ten minutes." Larmina deadpanned, smacking the moron in the face.
"That's an hour and ten minutes in dog time!" Daniel grumbled. Larmina smacked him on the back on his thick skull and gave him a silent warning.
_(Nananana Batman! Oops! Wrong story!) _
ONE HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF CHAOS AND SHOPPING CARTS LATER...
Daniel collapsed onto the cool linoleum floor of the Arus kitchen. "Soooooo... How'd shopping go?" Lance asked innocently. "I am soooo sorry I pranked you. Please never take me there again." Daniel moaned.
"Daniel got kicked out of Kroger." Vince laughed.
"How?" Keith demanded.
"He took a shopping cart and was running around. He nearly took out an elderly woman." Allura said crossly.
"It was hilarious! She hit Daniel over the head ten times with her walker! He was running while saying sorry repeatedly." Larmina howled in laughter.
"HEY! One, she hit me eleven times. And two, for an old lady, that woman can hit!" Daniel said defensively.
"So he's never allowed in Kroger again?" Hunk asked.
"They took his picture and fingerprints." Vince chuckled.
Everyone looked at Daniel before laughing their heads off.
Author's note:
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