A/N: A little warning, do not be very alarm at Haruka's way of seducing Serena! I'm not that much of a flirt myself...So it'll be very awkward. Well, please read and review! Thanks!
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"What's that?" Serena had to wonder why her Haruka was bringing home a big cardboard box.
"Something that'll benefit us both," the sandy blonde answered as she placed the box down.
"Is it a present?" Serena's eyes lit up. She loved receiving presents!
"In a way," the older woman shrugged and began opening the box. The blonde shoved the older woman's hands away.
"I'll do it!"
Haruka never saw her koneko-chan open a box that fast. It kind of reminded her when she saw Serena inhaled a milkshake in under 30 seconds and stated later that she had a brainfreeze.
"Oh, Haruka! I - What's this?" Serena paused to look at what was sitting amongst the small marshmallow foam.
"A paper shredder," Haruka answered. Serena pouted,
"I thought you said it would benefit us both."
"It does. Shredding unnecessary papers helps us get rid of things we don't need and it can be quite fun and therapeudic," Haruka smiled. Serena just crossed her arms under her breasts and sighed dejectedly,
"Sounds boring."
"Why don't I set it up and let you have the first try at this baby?" Haruka wondered, patting the machine. (1)
"No thanks," Serena sighed and walked away.
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Hours passed and still Haruka did not come up to the bedroom.
"Where's Haruka?" Serena grumbled and got out between silk sheets and slipped on her pink bunny slippers. She went downstairs to where the living room was still lit. On the carpeted flor, sat stacks of papers, the shredder, a box full of thinly cut strips of of paper and laying amongst all of the mess, was the sandy blonde. Serena smiled softly at how cute the older woman slept.
Haruka was curled slightly around the shredder, snoring quietly. Serena bit her lips as her attention was drawn to the mechanical box that was plugged into the wall.
"Maybe I should try it just once?" Serena thought and cautiously turned the machine on.
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Morning rays peeked through slightly parted curtains, illuminating the pair asleep on the floor. One body shifted to get herself into a more comfortable position, but then a string of curse words spilled from her lips. She wrenched her body from the floor into a standing position. Her eyes then landed on the sleeping beauty and her annoyance shifted into one of contentedness.
Serena slept with her arms around the gray box and was cuddling it like a new teddy bear. There was a cup of coffee on a plate just next to her with some of the cooling liquid untouched. Haruka smiled widely as she noticed a few missing stacks of papers.
"Hmmm . . . OW!" Serena whined as she peeled herself from the carpet and spotted the older woman awake and looking at her,
"Haruka . . . I . . . it's not what it looks like!" the moon princess cried as she tore herself from the shredder.
"Did you use it to its full capacity?" Haruka smirked slyly.
"Huh?" Serena's eyes were as large as dinner plates.
"Did you stroke it to let it give you want you wanted?" Haruka asked again.
"Wh-What?" Serena was blushing like mad now.
"Did you enjoy feeding it what you have?" Haruka wondered.
"What?" Serena screeched.
"Did you have a romantic time with it?" the older woman stated once again in a sultry voice that sort of aroused the moon princess, but at the same time scared her.
"I-I . . . I don't understand . . ." Serena whispered as she began to shy away from the older woman.
"Did you like it better than me? Did that thing pleased you more than I could ever pleased your body?" Haruka asked, a little pout appeared on her lips. Serena's mouth open in shock,
"N-No! I love you more, Haruka!" The sandy blonde just smirked,
"Good. So, how did you like the shredder? It's perfect, huh?"
"Wha?" the moon princess was majorly confused. Did Haruka eat something bad last night?
"Tell me, wasn't it the best choice I've chosen?" the older woman smiled. Serena had to agree. Last night was magical in its own way. She never had that much fun doing a chore as she did.
"The best," Serena smiled back.
"Then, what about my performance at seducing you?" the older woman wondered. Serena looked away,
"It was . . . mediocre . . . at best . . ."
"Wh-what?" It was now Haruka's turn to be speechless.
"Michiru's much better at it," Serena continued. An invisible arrow struck the wind senshi down and Haruka fell to her knees dramatically in defeat. How could this be?
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(1) I know Haruka will never say 'baby' at the end of a sentence. Forgive me for sneaking in Dustin's choice of words. (From Power Rangers Ninja Storm)