A/N: Did this for another 15 minute ficlet challenge. Went over the limit by five, but it doesn't matter. Please read and review! Thanks!
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Serena asked a serious question, in which Haruka blew it off by laughing. The moon princess wanted to know why it was a funny matter, afterall, it was a serious question in the first place.
"Why do you find it funny?" Serena wondered as she puffed her cheeks in annoyance. The sandy blonde tried to calm herself down, she could feel a stitch starting to form on her side,
"I can't believe you don't find it funny?"
"No, why don't you explain it to me what the funny part is in the question that I'm asking you for an answer to?" Serena huffed angrily, her fists at her side.
"You asked if you could get road rage if you're angry all the time? Haruka replied, repeating the question again and almost burst into a fit of giggles when the glare stopped her. She coughed before she fully composed herself into a serious, let's-have-a-mother-to-daughter talk,
"Road Rage, sweetie, is like anger on the road . . ."
"Oh, so like a fight on the sidewalk?" Serena wondered while cocking her head to the side as the confusion set in. Haruka shook her head and stood up,
"I'll just have to show you first hand what road rage is."
The moon princess followed the older woman to her bike parked in their driveway and Haruka gave her the extra helmet, "Get on."
Serena secured the heavy helmet on and sat behind the wind senshi, wrapping her arms around the other's mid waist. Haruka gunned the throttle and they both headed out onto the road in search for potential victims.
At the first intersection, Haruka spotted to her right, a perfect candidate. She turned slightly to her partner and whispered,
"Serena, why don't you say Hi to that lady there?"
The blonde looked over and spotted a woman on her phone and then back to her girlfriend,
"But, she's busy, Haruka."
"Knock on her window and say Hi, go on," Haruka encouraged the moon princess. Serena took one look at the older woman in fear and hesitantly reached over to her right and knocked twice on the glass. The driver of the car stopped talking on her phone and turned sharply over to her. Serena waved happily at the woman but the said woman only turned back to her phone conversation.
"You have to make her roll down her window and say Hi. Wait, at the next light," Haruka stated when the light turned Green. As Haruka tried to keep up with the driver to the right of them, it gave Serena some chances to say Hi to the busy lady. She would wave and the woman would furrow her eyebrows in anger and then finally, she rolled down her window,
"Just what the f*ck do you think you're doing? You dare distract me while I'm driving? Do you want me to get into an accident?"
"I-I'm sorry! I was just trying to say Hi . . ." Serena mumbled as they came to a stop at a red light.
"You want to say Hi . . . to me? You must be out of your mind. Who goes up to a freakin' stranger and says Hi?" the woman yelled. Serena's arms tightened around Haruka's waist, signaling to the older woman that she had to stop their little charade and end the heating pow-wow.
"Excuse me, did I hear you say that my Serena here distracted you and that you might get into an accident? But might I say that with you on your cellphone while driving, is not the more dangerous action? Did you not hear about the banning of the use of cellphones while driving?" Haruka smirked. The woman was red in the face and embarassed. Once the light turned Green, she sped ahead, leaving Haruka to bask in her victory, that was until a honk of a horn snapped her out of her reverie and she refocused her attention on the road,
"Hold on, Serena. We're heading back home!"
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It wasn't long until they both made it back home and Serena couldn't stop the shaking in her legs,
"Wh-What just happened?"
"That's road rage. Typically it ends up with both drivers going head to head on the road and most of the time it ends up with one or both of them in critical condition. The question was serious, no doubt, but it was funny for me because, I thought you would know what it is by now. Besides, your definition of road rage really had me keeling," Haruka laughed.
"I should be thankful that I'm such an amusement to you. That was scary, Haruka! I don't want to ever experience road rage again!" Serena cried in fear. A small pat on her head, caused her to look up into teal eyes,
"I promise I won't let you go through with that again."
"Thanks," Serena teared happily.
"Although, you never did finish the mission. You didn't get to say Hi to her," Haruka stated.
"Ha, very funny, Haruka. I'm never doing that again," Serena finalized.
"But she could be a potential friend," Haruka stated as she followed her koneko up the stairs. Serena laughed,
"Not a chance."
