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Speech:

"Normal"

"'Two Different Languages'"

"Thoughts/Telepathy"

"Deity/God"

Last Time:

As Saito walked outside he saw something that shocked him, 2 moons. "This is impossible! This isn't Earth. Where the hell am I?"

Suddenly he is picked up by an invisible force and knocked out by an explosion.

"Honestly, for a commoner you cause a lot of trouble," says Guiche with Louise right behind him as the source of the explosion.

The next morning, Saito wakes up to find himself on the floor with a collar around his neck with a lock on it to keep it on him. With this he was unable to remove it as he was, especially since the collar, lock, and chain looked like they were made of a very strong metal.

"What the hell?" asked Saito, "Fuck, why does it feel like I was hit by an exploding truck?"

"So you finally woke up?" said Louise.

"What happened?"

"Do you remember what happened yesterday?"

"Give me a moment." Saito starts to think hard and eventually remembers everything that happened the day before. "What the hell? Who are you little girl and what do you want me for?"

"I am Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, and you are my familiar," said Louise, "What's your name?"

"Saito Hiraga," replied Saito.

"Hiraga, Saito? That's a weird name."

"Still better than Blanc de La Vallière," whispered Saito.

"Well either way you caused me too much trouble, so until you learned your place you will stay tied up with no food until you agree to serve me and do as I say."

"You're joking, right?" asked Saito.

"Does it look like I'm joking to you?" asked Louise with a serious and cutely angry look on her face.

"(Sigh), I guess I don't have a choice do I?" said Saito, "I guess I'll have to help you, but only for the food. Oh, and I don't need any help in getting out of this little situation you put me in." With that Saito reaches into his inner pocket on his black leather trench coat to pull out what looked like a high-tech wand of some kind.

"What's that?" asked Louise.

"This is my sonic screwdriver," replied Saito as he activates the sonic screw driver, which makes a fast high buzzing noise, and puts it near the lock in order to open it and release him from the uncomfortable collar. With a sound similar to a lock opening the lock pops open allowing Saito to stand and begin stretching his body and cracking a few bones, including his neck. "Ah, that's better. Now I have a clearer head than yesterday at least."

"WH-What w-was that?" stammered Louise.

"It's called a sonic screwdriver. Why?"

"No food for you for defying your master!"

"Now that is just mean," said Saito, "What have I ever done to you?"

"Shut up, we are going down stairs so that I can have tea with the other students, now behave, OK?"

"Fine, whatever you say."

Louise and Saito are walking through the courtyard and see all the students eating and having tea with all their familiars sitting with them in order for them to bond with them.

"Now, go and get me tea," demands Louise as she sits down at an empty table.

With that said, Saito leaves without reply and decides to walk around a bit to delay the amount of time needed to get back to Louise with her tea. At some point he accidentally crashes into a beautiful maid with big breasts and black hair, like his own. He takes a note of that for later and helps her out with what he dropped.

"I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking miss…"

"Oh, don't worry about it, uh I'm Siesta and who are you?"

"My name is Saito, Saito Hiraga," says Saito as he bends down to pick up the cake she dropped and put it back on the plate. "You seem to be the nicest person here from what I can tell. Please tell me, what is it like to be a maid for such snobby nobles?"

Blushing, Siesta replies, "It's not as bad as you presume to be, actually it's quite nice he…"

"Maid, hurry it up with my cake, I want to give some to Verdandi here," demands Guiche rudely. "Honestly Montmorency I was having the best time last night with Verdandi here."

"Oh, really?" asked Saito as he put the cake down on the table after he convinced Siesta into letting him serve Guiche and "pay him back" for what he did the night before, "Weren't you the one that I saw yesterday with that one girl?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" exclaims Guiche with a panicked tone in his voice as he looks at Montmorency.

"Oh? But didn't you tell her that you were looking forward to trying her sue flay? And that you couldn't wait to see her again tomorrow as in today?" just as he says that a younger girl with a brown cape comes in calling out to Guiche and strengthening Montmorency's suspicions about Guiche.

"Lord Guiche, I made the sue flay that you said you wanted," said a starry eyed freshman making Montmorency angry, while a crowd formed around them. "Lord Guiche, who is this girl and why are you so close to her?"

"Guiche, what is this freshman talking about?" asked Montmorency.

"Uh, you see, I don't know this girl, or her crazy babble!" responds Guiche, "now how about we leave here Montmorency."

"But Lord Guiche, what about that night we spent together?" asked the freshman.

With that an argument started revolving Guiche and who was his girl to the point Guiche tried to make a three some happen. That was the last straw to the two girls, whom promptly hit Guiche over the head and left in an angry huff, with Guiche calling for them not to go. Everyone is laughing at Guiche's misfortune and then Saito decides to add more fuel to the fire.

"Well I guess you got what was coming to you, didn't you Guiche?" Everyone start laughing even harder at Guiche's misery to the point of tears.

"This is your entire fault, commoner," said Guiche, "I want to settle this, so we are going to have a duel in the Northern Court. Be there unless you're a coward." With that he promptly leaves while pulling out his rose, which doubles as a wand.

"Saito, what have you done?" asked Louise, "Come on."

"Where are we going?"

"With any luck you may be able to ask Guiche for forgiveness, at this point he just may, but only if you apologize right now."

"I won't apologize to a bastard like that."

"What?" asked Louise not believing what she was hearing? "But Guiche is a noble, and a commoner like you doesn't stand a chance against a noble like Guiche."

"I said, no, and you can't stop me," said Saito, "How do I get to the North Court?" He asked the closes person who was willing to give him directions. After he got the directions he leaves as the person who was asked replied about it getting interesting and following after to the courtyard.

"Well so you actually came. I didn't think you would have the nerve after I challenged you," said Guiche, "I just can't figure out if you're really brave or really stupid."

"Hehe is that anyway to talk to the person who accepted your challenge?" asked Saito, "Honestly I don't see what any of the girls see in such a pansy." Everyone starts laughing hard after that, but Guiche ignores it and gives his reply.

"It's your fault that Montmorency is mad at me, now I'm going to make you pay for the humiliation."

"Oh, no, you don't have to thank me for giving you exactly what you deserve."

"I'll give you one last chance commoner, apologize while on your knees and I'll most likely forgive you," says Guiche as he summons out four Valkyries made of brass with a wave of his rose/wand.

"Sorry, but I'm not one to back out of a challenge!" exclaims Saito as a white raging aura of power, resembling flames appears around him as he crouches slightly and enters a crossed armed defensive stance as he stares Guiche down with menace and defiance in his eyes. Everyone gasps in shock as what they thought was a commoner was actually something more. "Like it? This is my power. It's what I'll use to beat you."

"What is this? Who are you?" asked Guiche a little scared as he sees all that power and its intent on destruction aimed directly at him.

"I am Saito Hiraga, and in my world I was known as the Demonic Black Swordsman!" With that Saito drew his single edged sword form his back and charged. He sliced at all four Brass Valkyries passed right by them and waited, only for the sword in his hands to shatter along with the Valkyries. "What the hell? That wasn't supposed to happen," said Saito as he looked at the hilt of his former blade in his hand with shock and confusion.

"Looks like that old blade of yours finally ran out of endurance and has broken. Now feel my wrath." As Guich said that he summoned six more Brass Valkyries and sent them all to attack at once. Saito was still dazed from the shock of his sword breaking and just received the attacks without preparing himself for them. As he's being attacked he keeps going back to his sword and how it broke after so long using it and was mad. "What's wrong commoner? Was all that just for show?" asks Guiche as Saito is hit towards the ground with a final hit.

As he hits the ground Louise comes in to see if he is alright and to convince him to stop.

"Saito, that's enough, I'm sure if you apologize Guiche will let you go so please, just stop."

"I can't."

"Why can't you stop?"

"I made a promise a long time ago that I would never just quite, and besides, I'm not injured just pissed that he broke my sword. This fight was to teach him a lesson, but with my sword gone this fight got personal. This fight is now no longer about teaching him a lesson, it's about pride. I can't let the bastard who broke my sword walk away unscathed." Saito gets up from the ground and yells at Guiche, "I hope you got all your shots in pansy because you won't hit me again and I won't stop no matter how much you beg. I'll make sure you leave this battlefield wounded."

Saito rushed forward and with his bare hands destroyed all the Valkyries. As the first one came he threw a strait left at its chest and it shattered like glass. The second and third came in from his right and back from the right side, and as they get close he jumps up. The Valkyries crash into each other as Saito charges a Ki blast in his left hand and launches it at the two Valkyries, destroying them. When he lands he charges a Ki blast in each hand and destroys the last two Valkyries. With the Valkyries gone he rushes Guiche and pummels him into the dirt until he knocks him out with a bloody nose and bruised ribs.

"Pathetic, I can't believe he passed out only two hits," says Saito.

"Mr. Saito that was amazing!" exclaims Siesta, "No commoner has ever been able to stand up to a noble before."

"Oh?" asks Saito, "Why is that?"

"Isn't it obvious? It's because commoners can't use magic."

"Is that all?"

Siesta nods her head yes.

"Huh, well at least I know things will be interesting around here."

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