Disclaimer: I own none of these ideas this is a pure work of fiction. I have added my own characters into the story the most characters are owned by Bleach and Naruto and a few references to dragon ball, z and gt. This fan fiction is a Bleach, Naruto and small bit of dragon ball crossover. There is also a couple Mortal Kombat reference as well as Street fighter, god of war III a quote or two from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and some quotes from Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z abridged. I also got a lot of ideas from Naruto: rise of the lord of foxes and one character idea from the fan fiction Toshuriou's little Rangiku but for the most part this is my own work.
Chapter Seventeen: The Chunin Exams Fight, Yumichika vs. Szayel Aprorro
"Alright next match Yumichika Ayasegawa vs. Szayel Aprorro Grantz." said Kisuke
"Looks like someone took a nose dive of the ugly tree." said Yumichika
"And you are one to talk." said Szayel Aprorro his voice sounded more feminine than Yumichika's
"Just shut up and die you ugly worm."
"Funny I was just about to say the same to you."
You turn to Lilly and say "I am going to go speak with the shikage." you notice your voice is no longer demonic and you guess that now that you are no longer trying to hide who you are the demonic voice jutsu deactivated. "Care to join me?"
"Sure." as you and Lilly walk up to the Shikage's booth you hear Yumichika say
"Bloom for me Fuji Kujaku."
"Sounds like Yumichika is having a hard time." you say to Lilly
"It would appear so." she replies. When you and Lilly reach the booth of the kages you both bow and you walk over to CJ and whisper in his ear
"Lord Shikage the opponents that we fight are Arrancars."
"I am aware of this Sasuke but thank you for letting me know." he whispers back
"You know?"
"Yea I know."
"Buy why then didn't you stop the fights?"
"To test your abilities and to remove a thorn from my side."
"A thorn from your side?"
"I would have to eliminate the Arrancars later on during the invasion so why not just let the problem take care of itself."
"Clever lord shikage."
"Thank you Sasuke. Now if I were you I would observe your opponents in case you have to fight more of them."
"Of course" you and Lilly then depart from the kage's booth and go down to the fighter box and watch the match
"You … arrancar trash!" Yumichika shouts at Szayel
"I don't care what you call me your weak. But I will do you the honor of seeing my zanpakuto before you die."
"You are still going down even by some miracle you win Sasuke will mop the floor with you in his fight with you. You might be able beat me but Sasuke is far superior in strength and has reached powers that you can only dream of."
"I doubt that. Sip Fornicaras (Lewd Concubine)." when he says that he eats his sword and then gets really fat then he blows up and when the smoke clears he has tentacles
"What the hell is that?" Yumichika ask
"My resurreccion from now for the puppet show to begin."
"WHA-!" then something weird happens and the tentacles enclose around and when Yumichika emerges there is a doll in Szayel's hand that looks like Yumichika
"Behold the power of my Fornicaras." and then he flicks the doll and you look over at Yumichika and it looks like he got hit in the head
"What the hell?"
"The doll works like this, whatever happens to this doll happens to you" he then starts to pull it apart and you watch in horror as is separates but to your shock Yumichika looks unharmed
"Behold."He then takes one labeled stomach and crushes it
"BLUGH!" Yumichika says as he coughs up some weird liquid "I … I surrender." and then he collapse to the ground
"Winner by default Szayel Aprorro Grantz." says Kisuke
"Unohana!" CJ shouts "Medical emergency get down here now!" almost instantly the women in the captains uniform of the 13 court guard squads that you recognized from the council meeting appears next to Yumichika and rushes off with him and looks like she is using kidou to keep him stable
You turn to Szayel Aprorro and say "That was a dirty trick you will pay for that."
"Not likely Sasuke Uchiha nothing you can do can stop me or my powers."
"We will see about that." you retort