Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: So, naturally this was inspired by this week's episode. And Curt Mega and Dominic Barnes' commentary on Twitter that followed. Probably not at all what you might have expected from this word…
Fight
"The first rule of fight club?"
"YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB." Nick felt a little out of place; he'd thought the Dalton fight club was just a rumor, some kind of joke the upperclassmen had come up with to scare freshmen and new kids. But now that he was actually here – Nick could see how assuming that this wasn't real had been pretty naïve of him.
"One fight at a time. First timers have to fight. Each fight ends when one party taps out or goes limp." Nick couldn't help but gulp at the thought. "Genovese, Anderson… you're up."
Nick edged his way into the center of the circle, a little annoyed with the fact that he was being forced to fight with one of his friends. He looked Blaine up and down for a moment as the other boy put up his fists.
Nick didn't really remember much other than getting a few good punches in against Blaine All he knew by the end of the fight was that he couldn't breathe through his nose and he tapped out, not wanting to end up worse off than he already was.
"Pretty good for your first fight," Blaine commented as they shook hands and left the circle. Nick made his way back to his dorm almost immediately, not particularly wanting to stay and see any more of that. He'd tried it, and it wasn't for him.
"Holy shit…"
"Please don't tell me how bad I look…"
"Wait… does this mean there seriously is a fight club at Dalton?" Jeff asked.
"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club."