Disclaimer: I own none of these ideas this is a pure work of fiction. I have added my own characters into the story the most characters are owned by Bleach and Naruto and a few references to dragon ball, z and gt. This fan fiction is a Bleach, Naruto and small bit of dragon ball crossover. There is also a couple Mortal Kombat reference as well as Street fighter, god of war III a quote or two from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and some quotes from Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z abridged. I also got a lot of ideas from Naruto: rise of the lord of foxes and one character idea from the fan fiction Toshuriou's little Rangiku but for the most part this is my own work.
Chapter Forty-one: Surprise double date with and old friend
The next morning you wake up and look at the clock which says 7:00 you see Lilly lying next to you after about 30 seconds Lilly wakes up and yawns
"Morning angel." you say
"Morning Sasuke." she responds
"You were fantastic last night." you smile she turns to you with a concerned look on her face you notice this and ask "What's wrong? Was it something I did or said?"
"No, No its nothing like that it's just you were so good I have to wonder have you done this before?"
"No not at all last night was my first time as well I just asked Itachi for a few pointers and personally I think they helped." you smirk at this last comment Lilly can't help but chuckle
"That they did."
"Well I think we should get up what about you?"
"Sure." you both get up and you get dressed for the day while Lilly heads off to the bathroom to take a shower. When you leave your room you see Itachi on the couch holding Arashi is his arms rocking him back and forth his eyes are blood shot and he has bags under his eyes
"Late night Itachi?"
"You have no idea." he replies tiredly "When you have kids pray you don't get twins."
"Why?"
"One child waking you up every 2 hours is bad enough but two is a head ache and Yukari absolutely forbid me from placing a genjutsu on them to make them happy so I could get a little sleep."
"Why don't you let me handle them for a little bit get some sleep."
"Would you Sasuke." he says looking hopeful
"Yea besides I think I should get some bonding time with my nephew/godson."
"Sasuke thank you so much. Do you know anything of child care?"
"Not really but I am sure Lilly does."
"So you will take Arashi and Amane?"
"You don't separate twins so go get Amane, and Lilly and I will take care of them while you and Yukari get some sleep. But Nii-san don't expect me to do this too often sure I will baby sit them if I need to but I am not going to be taking care of your kids for you."
"I was under no illusion that you would but what will you use to play with them?"
"I have an idea." you smile
"No snakes." he says sternly
"Wasn't going to." you seriously "I was going to let them play with some of my old toys."
"Make sure they aren't too small or they will swallow them."
"Don't worry I was talking about my building blocks. You know the big cubes with letters on them."
"Alright, by the way what will you be using as a play pen?"
"Do we still have the one you used to play in all the time cause if not I will go get one for them."
"We don't."
"Alright let Lilly know where went I'll be back."
"Alright Sasuke." with that you leave the house with some money and a sealing scroll to avoid carrying it back and leave to go to the store then you think to yourself
"Why don't I get one of those things with the dangling objects as well oh and I am sure Itachi would appreciate it if I got him a twin stroller as well, oh and dippers lots and lots of dippers Itachi and Yukari will need those as well. Wow that is scary I don't have my own kids and I am already starting to act like a parent." when you walk into the store you read the you are here sign and find the baby objects store and head over there when you arrive you walk in and the door greeter says
"Greetings Uchiha-sama just let us know if you need any assistance finding anything" you continue on your way when you to your surprise you find Naruto in one of the rows
"Naruto what are you doing here, Hinata isn't pregnant is she?" You ask
"No not yet anyway." he smirks
"So then why are you here."
"I was actually coming here to wait for you."
"There is no way you could have known I was going to be here today."
"Actually I did, see when you live next door to people you tend to hear things."
"How much did you hear."
"Nothing over Arashi and Amane's crying but I assumed Itachi was unprepared, in his life for the first time and since he wasn't going to leave his wife I figured he would send you or Lilly to pick up some supplies for him."
"Why not just come to my compound and talk to me."
"Because I didn't want to have to put up with Arashi and Amane's crying as I said in the Chunin exams I have fox senses now so loud and annoying to you is 100 times worse for me I had to place sound rejection seals around my room and windows just so I could sleep."
"Oh so what did you want to talk to me about?" you ask
"Well ever since CJ-sempai move the Seireitei to the world of the living he has brought many of its sports here and he is hosting the first ever inter-squad baseball game and I heard about it and went to get tickets and I got one for me and Hinata and then I somehow won a contest and got two extra tickets and I was wondering if you and Lilly wanted to accompany us?"
"You mean like a double date?"
"Exactly so what do you say, for old times' sake buddy?"
"Well that depends what two squads are facing off tonight?"
"Squads 4 and 6."
"Yea we can go with you I will talk to Lilly about it and see what she says and get back to you."
"Ok Sasuke."
"do you mind helping get some stuff for Itachi?"
"Sure I'll help."
"Thanks."
"So what do you need."
"I need a twin stroller, twin play pin and two baby play areas one in pink one in blue."
"You might need dippers too."
"I am handling those with twins we will need a lot."
"Alright." Naruto then puts his hands together in his famous jutsu and says "Shadow Clone jutsu." and three other Naruto's appear before they leave however you say
"Wait when you have the objects met back here and wait for me here I might be a little bit."
"Alright." all four Naruto say simultaneously then they separate to go get what they need
"Alright, dippers." you walk off to the dipper section thinking "the Uchiha clan funds are going to be taking a serious dip discount or not." when you get to the section you need and start selecting "Man this would be sooooo much easier if I had mom here or Lilly." you find a dipper brand that is super absorbent and the elastic band allows for comfort "These will work." you grab about 500 packs of them and pull out your storage scroll "Ok let's see if I still know how to do this." you write the kanji for seal and copy it perfectly using sharingan 500 times and seal the packs in them and then walk back to where you agreed to meet Naruto and his clones and you fine them there with the items you need
"Alright took you long enough."
"Well sorry when your sealing 500 packs of dippers it takes time baka." you then take the scroll out and write the kanji for seal four more times and seal the items in the scroll and you walk to the counter and un roll the scroll and let the woman at the counter scan all the items and she rings up the total which comes out to be much lower than you expected in confusion you say "Not to look a gift horse in the mouth why is the price so low?"
"Uchiha clan discount as well as shikage discount and being cute discount." the attendant says winking you then activate your sharingan and see it's Ino in a transformation jutsu
"Funny Ino really funny." you say sarcastically. Ino drops the transformation while whining
"Awwww Sasuke-kun you're no fun."
"Do you really work here?" you say raising an eyebrow
"Yea I do but my boss doesn't like the way I dress and the lack of pupils that my clan is known for creep her out so I have to use a hendge while I am at work." she then uses the jutsu again "So that's 30,000 yen will that be cash or should I charged it directly to the Uchiha clan account?" returning to her 'I am working' attitude
"Cash." you hand Ino the notes and walk off then Naruto asks
"I thought you work at your family's flower shop."
"I am working two jobs so I can get a place of my own because quite frankly my dad has no respect for my privacy."
"Ok then." Naruto says and walks off with you and you ask him
"What time does the game start."
"5:00 pm."
"So to get to our seats we should get there at..?"
"4:45 pm."
"Alright Lilly and I will meet you at the stadium at 4:30."
"Alright."
"Oh, Naruto."
"Yea."
"Do you have a summoning contract with Kurama?"
"Yes why?"
"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind summoning up a small one tailed fox for Arashi and Amane to play with."
"I could but I would have to ask Kurama-sama first as he needs to approve of all actions I take when using foxes."
"Alright if you can just send the fox over if you can't I will talk to Kakashi if he will summon up pakkun." you then walk back to the Uchiha compound and there you find Itachi holding Arashi
"Oh hey Sasuke. Did you get everything?" Itachi asks
"Yes." you take out the sealing scroll and unseal the items you will need
"Sasuke did you get 500 toys or something?" Itachi asks looking the sealing scroll and noticing the large amount of items in the scroll
"No I got diapers."
"Oh good thinking." Itachi says impressed
"Thanks Nii-san." then a pair of hands cover your eyes and hear a voice say
"Guess who."
"Lilly you screw ball."
"Wow your good Sasuke first guess." Lilly says as she takes her hands off your eyes
"It wasn't hard Itachi was in front of me and Yukari is still too weak to move." then you see Arashi grab his father's pony tail
"Yes Arashi that is daddy's pony tail." Itachi says Arashi smiles and yanks "Ow, ow, ow, ow Arashi that hurts." Arashi only giggles and pulls harder "Ok Arashi time to let go of daddy's hair or you're going to rip it out." fortunately for Itachi Arashi gets bored with pulling on his father's hair and notices the play space you bought for him and he starts making noises and holds his hands out
"I think he wants to play with his new toys." you laugh Itachi walks over to the play area and puts Arashi down on the carpet and Arashi starts batting at the toys dangling there
"Thanks for all your help Sasuke I will go get Amane and maybe I can get some sleep."
"No problem Nii-san."
"What is he talking about Sasuke?" Lilly asks
"Oh I volunteered to take care of Arashi and Amane for a little bit so Itachi and Yukari could get some sleep."
"Do you know anything of child care?"
"Not really."
"Looks like I am helping." Lilly sighs
"Think of it this way it will be great practice for when you and I have kids of our own."
"S-S-Sasuke." Lilly blushes
"What?" you smirk and whisper in her ear "Still thinking about last night I see."
"Damn you Sasuke." she says with blood coming out of her nose
"Hope I am not interrupting anything." Itachi says with a laugh he walks over with Amane in his arms
"No not at all Nii-san." you say. you then summon up the other play area and then you hear a yell of pain
"Son of gum chewing funk monster why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me!" you turn to see Amane pulling on Itachi's hair, you laugh and say
"I think you should get that pony tail cut Itachi cause for the next few months your kids are going to pull on it."
"Duly noted." Itachi grimaces he then puts Amane down in her play area then he turns as an idea hits him "Hey Sasuke."
"Yea?"
"I have a couple of questions for you."
"Ok."
"One, do you know anything about barrier jutsu?"
"Nope but I am sure Naruto or Minato knows. Next question."
"How did my advice work for you." but to your relief you hear Yukari calling from the next room
"Itachi could you come here?"
"Sure honey." he walks off
"Well that would have been awkward." Lilly says
"Yea it would have." you and Lilly then start taking care of Arashi and Amane "Oh that reminds me."
"What?"
"Naruto wants to have a double date tonight at around 5:00."
"Where are we going?"
"The first ever inter squad baseball game with squad four vs. squad six."
"So Byakuya vs. Unohana this ought to be good." then you go back to taking care of your niece and nephew. Just then a poof of smoke appears a couple of feet away from the door into the room you're in and there you see a small one tailed fox
"Greetings Uchiha, Naruto-sama said you wanted to have a fox play with your niece and nephew."
"That I did. would you mind?"
"Not at all I like babies they are so cute."
"You're a female fox aren't you."
"Bingo." the fox then walks over to where Arashi and Amane are and they notice the fox and start giggling and the fox licks there feet and they giggle even more
"I hope you have a high pain tolerance." you say
"Why is that?"
"Because if you aren't careful they might pull on your tail."
"Good point."
"Oh when you go could you let Naruto know that Lilly and I will be going to the game with him and Hinata?"
"Ok I will let Naruto-sama know." after about 8 hours Itachi and Yukari wake up and the bedroom door opens up and Itachi and Yukari walk out and when they do the fox disappears looking very happy
"Have a good night sleep Nii-san?"
"Yea I did thanks again for doing this for me."
"No problem." you then look at the clock and see its 3:30 you turn to Lilly "We should probably get ready to go and we might want to take a shower."
"Aw but I already took one." Lilly complains
"Do you really want to go to the game smelling like you just walked out of a dumpster?"
"Good point." you both then walk to the your shared bedroom and close the door then walk off to the bathroom and you each get in one of the two showers. five minutes later you get out and walk off to your dresser and pull out a larger version of the outfit you always used to wear when you were a gennin and put in on then leave to give Lilly privacy when she got out. After 2 minutes later you hear the water shut off and you know Lilly is done and about a minute later Lilly walks out in a tight black t-shirt blue skinny jeans and small black boots but what surprises you most about her appearance is that she doesn't have her eye patch on then you notices she has the kanji for repress on the shirt it's hard to notice unless you were directly looking there. "Well, how do I look?" she says smiling
"You look uh um I mean I…" you trail off
"For once your life you're at a loss for words I see." she winks, one thing comes into your mind of how to describe her and you wolf whistle
"Wow you look hot."
"Thank you Sasuke." she says blushing
"Sasuke where exactly are you going?" you hear Itachi's voice behind you
"Lilly and I are going to a baseball game that have been set up with squad 4 vs. squad 6 with Naruto and Hinata as a double date."
"Alright."
"Well we have an about 45 minutes till we need to be there just how will we pass the time?" you ask Lilly
"I have an idea." she says
"What is that?"
"In case you didn't notice there is a bath house in the back room off the hall."
"I see where you're going with this." you smile
"Why not test it out?" she says with a seductive wink
"Hold on you two." Itachi says
"What?" you asked annoyed
"You two are going to wear bathing suits and that's an order of the clan head."
"But Nii-san."
"No buts." Itachi says sternly
"Fine." you and Lilly go back into your room and change into bathing suits and head off to the bathing area. When you both arrive you get in the warm water and Lilly gets in after you then she turns to you and says
"Sasuke"
"Yes?" you respond looking at her
"I was wondering do you think I should stop wearing my eye patch and just write the kanji for repress on my clothing or should I still wear the eye patch?"
"I think you look even hotter without the eye patch if that is even possible."
"Alright Sasuke I hope you help me set them up when we get back from the game."
"Of course" then Lilly gets an annoyed look on her face
"Fine."
"What?"
"Isobuu wants to play in the water give me a moment." she then performs the summoning jutsu and a small three tailed turtle appears "That is as big as you're getting." Lilly says in response to the look Isobuu was giving her
"Aw come on please. It's no fun being this small." Isobuu says with a pleading look
"No, no, no a thousand times no."
"Fine I am just going to go swim over there in the small pool and leave you two love birds alone, just don't do anything naughty."
"ISOBUU!" Lilly shouts blushing the Sanbi laughs and swims over to the small pool that was built for children. You then turn to Lilly and grab her waist and spin her around
"Now where were we?" you ask
"I think I know." and she kisses you and you kiss her back, it is a feeling of pure bliss and this goes on for so long you don't really pay attention to time until you hear a small cough and you see the Sanbi floating there
"Not to interrupt this moment I think you two should get a move on as you have 15 minutes to meet Naruto and Hinata at the stadium."
"Thanks Isobuu just for that I think I will let you stay here in the pool until we get back"
"YAY!" Isobuu swims around and dives under to mess around
"Just don't break anything." you add then you and Lilly get out and go to your room to change and then walk to the door "Bye Nii-san see you when we get back and if you see a small turtle in the bath house don't move it that's the Sanbi, Lilly is letting her mess around in the pool just so long as she doesn't break anything."
"Thanks for letting me know." you hear Itachi say then you leave your arm wrapped around Lilly's shoulder and you walk off to the stadium. After 10 minutes you get there to find Naruto and Hinata waiting there
"Hey Naruto."
"Hey Sasuke." he says
"So ready to go?"
"Yea lets go." then you Lilly Naruto and Hinata walk towards the stadium and you get in line Naruto then hands you the tickets and when you get to the gate you hand the tickets to the ticket collector and head off to your seats and then the four of you sit down and wait for the game to start. (time skip) After the game
"That was a great game." Hinata says
"Yea I can't believe that Byakuya would use Senbonzakura to confuse the batter with three different baseballs at the same time." Lilly responds
"Hey anyone else hungry?" you ask
"Yea I am." Naruto says
"Yes." Hinata responds
"Really hungry." Lilly laughs
"Well I heard there is this new restaurant that opened up called 'The Jade Palace' and since you and Hinata treated us to the baseball game I was thinking I take us all to dinner." you say
"Sure." Naruto and Hinata respond at the same time
"Alright then. Let's go." you say then the four of you go to The Jade palace and when you arrive you see a woman in a shinigami outfit and she asks
"Seating for four?"
"Yes please." you respond
"Right this way Uchiha-sama." the waitress leads you and the others to a booth near the end "Our specials tonight include the teriyaki steak, Lo Mein noodles, and we have our wasabi challenge."
"Wasabi challenge?" you ask
"Basically what it entails is we make the wasabi and super spice it and see who can go the longest without having to drink the record time 45 seconds set by ikkaku madarame of squad 11."
"So what happens if we beat the time?"
"Your entire meal doesn't cost a cent." you look at Naruto and he looks at you and a spark of your old rivalry ignites and you both say at the same time
"Challenge Accepted."
"So we will have a contest between the two of you I see." the waitress says "and for the ladies?"
"I will take the teriyaki steak with a side of coleslaw." Lilly says
"Lo Mein for me please and a side of dangos." Hinata says
"And to drink?" the waitress asks
"Sake for me." Naruto responds
"I will take sake as well." you say
"Same here." Lilly says
"Sake as well." Hinata says
"Alright sake for all of you." and with that the waitress walks off and you look at Naruto and say
"You're going down Dobe."
"No you are Teme." he responds
"So how was life in the leaf without me?" you ask curious
"Well as soon as you left I went with Jiraiya to train for three years and in that time I master Odama rasengan and other techniques."
"Did you finally stop using that stupid sexy jutsu?"
"Nope. But I did stop after Hinata and I hooked up."
"Figures."
"I actually found it useful for infiltration."
"Well that makes sense."
"Then after Pein killed Jiraiya I went to Mount Myoboku for training in sage mode and while I was there I learned to throw my Rasenshuriken therefore minimizing the negative effects it causes to the cells."
"And when did you achieve Kyuubi mode?"
"I achieved that during the month training before the finals of the Chunin exams."
"What about the flying thunder god jutsu?"
"That I learned while as was on Mount Myoboku."
"So then why didn't you ever use it against Pein Naruto." Hinata asks
"I wanted to keep it a secret so that no one ever knew."
"When did you learn to generate the seals for it with your palm?" you ask
"That Kurama-sensei helped me learn while I was training in Kyuubi mode."
"Why did he even take you under his wing in the first place I though he hated your guts?"
"He did but you know what I am going to let him explain." he then preforms the summoning jutsu hand signs and with a poof a small nine tailed fox appeared in his lap
"You better have a good reason for doing this kit I was in the middle of a nap." he snapped
"You were not and I know it when you sleep you snore and it feels like my head is shaking."
"Ok you got me. So what do you want?"
"Do you mind explaining why you actually took me under your wing?"
"Oh that. Well you see I hate having to admit two things, one that I am NEVER getting out of this kit and two that he has a lot of potential but when everyone in your village hates you and tries to make every attempt to stop your growth it makes it hard to become powerful. At first I kind of liked the kit being weak so he would have to call on my power and I could slowly break free but when he got stronger under that pervert sage I had to think of a new strategy and thought why not fake Naruto gaining control over my power so the pervert would think it was safe to weaken the seal and to my enormous joy the pervert fell right into my trap and I managed to push the seal into berserk mode and I almost got to kill that stupid pervert but he is a tenacious little bastard and I only managed to wound him but it was a close shave. Then the kit here only continued to get stronger I knew I had to play my trump card and so I thought I would show him a dark genjutsu of my own creation to show him a world in which he killed all of his loved one and the power of this genjutsu would allow him to feel as if he did kill them all the blood on his hands and the guilt in his mind his friends last words but just before I was about to put my plan into action Pein appeared and pushed Naruto to the point and beyond that I had ever dreamed for. I was able to take control of the kit and almost had him break the seal on my cage but Minato had anticipated my tricky ways and to my absolute horror had implanted an fail safe mechanism, that should the seal weaken to beyond the eight tail he would appear in his psyche and repair the seal finally realizing that I would never get out I offered to teach the kit everything I knew and then when I thought Minato was all out of surprises she appeared, my previous host Kushina Uzumaki" at Kurama's next words there was collective gasp
"Naruto's mother was your last host." you say in shock
"Yes and she taught the kit to control my power and helped him to learn to enter Kyuubi mode. She even had the tenacity to teach him her chakra chains ability call it a Kekkei Genkai of the Uzumaki clan I don't know exactly what it entails as Kushina forbade me from listening in and even know her charka guards the memories even though I keep trying to tell her that I am done trying to take over Naruto. So that's the story oh and just in time too looks like your food is here now kit if you wouldn't mind I would like to stay and watch it looks like fun." Then Kurama shouts at Naruto "NO WAY KIT ARE YOU INSANE!"
"What?" Naruto asks
"Do you have any idea what that oil is they have in the bottle?"
"No, what?"
"Bhut Jolokia chili pepper oil that is the spiciest pepper on the planet and the oil is where the spices is located."
"I think it is part of the challenge."
"What challenge?"
"See they have this wasabi challenge where they see how long you can go without drinking after you eat the food if you beat the record your meal is free."
"This ought to be good."
"Yea it will."
"Alright two Wasabi challenges for the gentlemen, one Lo Mein and a side of dangos for the lovely lady in lavender and for you madam Lilly your teriyaki steak with a side of coleslaw."
"Thank you." all four of you say just before you start digging in the waitress says
"One moment please gentlemen we need to spice it up and then we will get the timer."
"Alright." you and Naruto say. the waitress pours 1/5th of the bottles on each and then pulls out a timer
"Alright ready set go." you and Naruto look at one another and you eat your portion and smile for a second but then it feels like you swallowed lava and by the look on Naruto's face he is experiencing the same thing for what feels like forever you sit facing one another waiting for the other to break and then what feels like a long way away "Congratulations gentlemen you beat Madarame's time." but you are determined to go even further and you push it to your very limits after about 2 minutes you can stand it no longer and take your sake bottle and chug it down in one gulp and you feel the burning pass and you use Naruto do the same about 12 seconds later, you then hear a snickering and you look to where the Kurama is sitting an you see him barely holding in his laugh
"For the gentlemen in blue we have 2 minutes even and for the gentlemen in red with the weird snickering fox with nine tails we have 2 minutes and 12 seconds."
"HA eat it Sasuke." Naruto laughs
"Dang 12 seconds 12 lousy seconds." you curse
"I have to ask what was your secret for wining?" the waitress asks "After 45 seconds 3rd seat Madarame was chugging every liquid he could find."
"For me it is the power of the white snake or what remnants of the power is left from when I killed Orochimaru." you respond
"And for me its Kurama here." Naruto grabs him by the scruff of the neck
"Hey put me down." Kurama growls
"Kurama is the nine tailed fox demon of fire so for me hot food is nothing but that was unlike nothing I have ever experienced."
"Ah nice to meet you Mr. Kurama." the waitress says "I must say though I thought you would be taller."
"Blame that on the kit here he summoned me this size and that is as tall as I can get unless he says otherwise."
"Well would you like something to eat?" the waitress asks
"Um hey Lilly what did you get that smells good?"
"Teriyaki steak with a side of coleslaw." she responds
"You know what that sounds good could I get that without the coleslaw."
"Sure coming right up would you like it rare?" the waitress asks
"As rare as the chief will make it."
"And for you two would you like anything else?" she asks
"You know what I will take the Lo Mein." Naruto says
"After that flaming heart attack no thank you." you say
"Alright then." she walks away
"Kit I have to say of all the humans I have meet both in my own form and in my hosts you are by far the weirdest and you are also the kindest to me you even redesigned your mindscape so that way I would feel more comfortable."
"No problem Kurama."
"I hope you can forgive me for all the times I tried to kill you."
"Already done pal already done."
"Pal, does that mean something to you humans? You tend to say it a lot."
"It means friend." you say
"You consider me a friend Naruto?" Kurama's eyes widen in shocked
"Yea." then the food arrives and Kurama eagerly digs in to his and so does Naruto. After the meal you all leave after letting the waitress know but she simply rips up the check and you all leave Kurama ridding on Naruto's shoulder occasionally hiccupping "Told you that you shouldn't have drank that much sake."
"Aw hicc shut up hicc kit."
"He did tell you." Hinata giggles
"Who are you again?" Kurama looks at her cross eyed "Are you Isobuu's host I can't remember."
"No that's me." Lilly laughs
"That's right hicc. How is the old turtle hicc but don't tell her I said that hicc."
"Last time I checked swimming in our bath house back home."
"You hicc got to be careful of her hicc she is a hicc pervert."
"Kind of calling the kettle black there." Naruto murmurs
"I know already but thank you." Lilly laughs
"And you kit hicc." Kurama nips Naruto on the ear "When are you actually going to hicc bang lavender eyes over there."
"Not until after marriage as Hashi would kill us," Naruto says blushing and you see Hinata blush too
"Hicc yes dying bad hicc." Kurama laughs "No more you means hicc no more me hicc and I rather like me hicc."
"I think you should go back into my mind and rest up you're going to have one hell of a hangover when you wake up."
"What's a hicc hangover?"
"You'll see."
"Aw come hicc on hicc tell me."
"Sasuke please tell me your recording this."
"I wish I was, a drunk demon, Nii-san will laugh his ass off when he hears about this."
"Who is your hicc brother again?"
"Itachi." you smirk
"I hicc though you hicc hated him hicc."
"Not anymore Madara told me the truth about what really happened and that he did it all for me."
"Oh hicc do you mean the hicc human with the bird hicc fetish hicc is that your brother hicc?"
"Yea." you smile
"Any way kit I am going to take a hicc nap do hicc not hicc disturb hicc." with that Kurama vanishes in a plume of smoke
"Any way this is our stop see ya Sasuke, Lilly." Naruto says
"Good night and thanks again for dinner." Hinata says
"Night." you and Lilly say. then Naruto and Hinata walk into the Namikaze clan mansion and you and Lilly walk into the Uchiha to find a waist size Isobuu curled up waiting for you to return
"How did she get that big?" you whisper
"Probably wasn't paying attention to her size limiter and she grew to this size then I started paying attention subconsciously and so she stopped growing." Lilly whispers back just then Isobuu wakes up
"About bloody time you two got back." she growls "Do you have any idea what time it is?" Isobuu vanishes then you and Lilly walk quietly to your room and sit on the bed you turn to Lilly and say
"Hey Lilly is it hot in here." you take off your shirt "Or is it just me?" Lilly gets a nose bleed and takes her shirt and pants off
"Oh I don't know it could be both of us." she winks and she laughs as you get a nose bleed you climb into bed and resume last night's activities