Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).

A/n: So you can all thank my friend Susie for this one. I told her to pick a number, and this is the number she picked. I was trying really hard not to make it dirty, so this is what I ended up doing. Enjoy!

Cucumber

Jeff watched in silence as Nick chopped up the cucumber, not exactly sure what the boy was doing.

"But your family is Italian…"

"My dad's family is Italian. My mom's family is Greek. So yes, I eat tzatziki."

"And cook it, apparently," Jeff replied. He watched as Nick shrugged.

"I've yet to find any tzatziki sauce that's better than my mom's family recipe. So yeah, I make my own. Besides, you know you love the fact that I can cook… you've said before that you prefer my cooking to what they have in the cafeteria. In fact, if I remember correctly your comment last week was that they should hire me to work in the cafeteria because I can outcook everyone that actually works there."

"Because you can…"

"And yet you're shocked by my ability to make Greek food, even after I've told you that my mother was Greek." Jeff shrugged in response to Nick's accusation. "You do realize that I learned to cook from my mother, and as a Greek woman she primarily knows how to cook the same Greek foods that her mother cooked."

"It just… confuses me. I've always thought you were just Italian. I mean, you have an Italian last name and you look like your dad…" Jeff watched as Nick rolled his eyes. "What is tzatziki, anyway? What's it for?"

"It's a cucumber and yogurt dip. We've always used it instead of mayonnaise on sandwiches, but it usually comes with gyros in Greek restaurants. And it's good. I'm making you try it." Jeff smiled, walking over and picking up one of the chunks of cucumber for the sauce and popping it into his mouth.

"I don't think you're going to have to twist my arm to make me try something with cucumbers in it."