Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: I have a full prompt list! And a few extra words, actually. I'm going to keep accepting words for my "extras" list until I get to 50 written drabbles, so if you have a word you'd like to see please feel free to sent it to me! I can't guarantee that any word past this point will get written (it depends on how much I feel like continuing after I hit the 100 mark), but I'll do my best to fill as many as possible. I'm only guaranteeing that I'll do the first 100 that I was given, but I may be able to make some others happen as well. Plus, I'm more likely to get an idea for a word I've been given more than once!
Banana
If there was one thing Jeff felt really awkward about, it was the idea of sex education. It was one thing to discuss stuff like that with his boyfriend – after all, they sort of needed to talk about it because they were slowly but surely moving in that direction. But to talk about sex with a classroom full of other guys freaked him out. And of course, Dalton would add a section on sexual health to their health education class. It had sort of been a last-minute addition to the curriculum, which meant that the health teacher really didn't know what she was supposed to be teaching.
It was actually kind of funny at first. The woman stuttered over the names of the various parts they were supposed to know – oddly enough moreso over the parts of the female anatomy (which the gay members of the class slept through, because the female anatomy didn't really matter all that much to them). But then they had gotten on the subject of contraception, and things had just gotten awkward. The woman had gotten through the part that didn't require visual aids easily enough – most of the material was in the textbook, along with pictures, so she'd simply gotten the students to look over it themselves.
But then there was the part that required use of a banana. And things got really awkward, really fast.
"She wants us to do what?" Jeff asked, turning to look at Sebastian. The other Warbler was sitting there with the condom already halfway on the banana he'd been given.
"Oh, give me a break… I know that you and Nick both know exactly what to do with one of these." Jeff couldn't help turning bright red at that idea.
"W-we…"
"You've been dating for a year. Don't tell me that the two of you haven't done anything…"
"What my boyfriend and I have or have not done in the privacy of our dorm room is none of your business. You just take care of your own banana." Jeff looked up, turning around at the sound of Nick's voice with a thankful look, smiling as his boyfriend winked at him.