Hey guys!
We're back with another recreation done by T8ECR34TOR! From the old comedy show MASH.
And next recreation, which will be done by me, is going to be the official trailer for Alpha. If you haven''t seen it, I suggest you do, it's really good, I promise!
And now…
Crazy Army Talk
It was a bright day at MASH center. Every bird was doing what they normally did as doctors in the Korean War. But the new thing about this day is that their new Colonel, Eduardo, has just come to everyone.
Now a young peregrine falcon named Radar Tomada Jr was helping the Colonel unpack his stuff in his new office.
"I had big thighs as a chick." Eduardo laughed after telling Radar a funny story from World War I. And now he tells him, "Now, son I want that filing cabinet over there…over there." He pointed to where he wanted his stuff to be in, and then Radar looked around before explaining, "Uh, Colonel Felipe tried it over there, but he found it worked better over there. And I think you'll find it works better for you too, sir. Over there, sir."
Eduardo stared at him. "Felipe's gone, son. I'm here. I'll have it-" "Over there." They both finally said and pointed to the spot. Radar tried getting the filing cabinet until Eduardo said "Get some help. I don't want a ruptured company clerk." Radar stopped and was about to leave the office.
"Yes, sir. I'll do the best I can, sir."
Then once he made it out the door, he saw one of his comrades, a male blue macaw, wearing a golden dress, earrings, and a princess's crown. "Beto, no!" Radar yells.
The macaw, Beto, tries to get in to meet the colonel. "I saw him pull in. This is my chance!" But Radar tries to stop him.
"He's got a saddle."
"I don't care."
"He's regular army."
"And I'm regular crazy."
Finally Beto moves him away from the door and walks in like a lady. Then as he sees the colonel he salutes him. "Colonel Eduardo, sir. Corporal Beto." The colonel sees him and doesn't make a single expression out of his appearance.
Then Beto says "I'm section eight, head-to-talon. I'm wearing a Warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out."
Eduardo salutes back, and when they both drop it he says "Horse hockey."
This confused the corporal.
Eduardo continued, "I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arms for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform, understand? Dismissed!"
Beto wanted to protest but they saluted and he walked out. Then when he spotted Radar he said, "Radar, I'm finished. I gotta burn my bloomers." He then walked away. Radar came back into the office, making a nervous smile saying "I see him around sometimes." Then he gets back to work with helping the colonel.
To be honest, I have never seen MASH, but I also don't know if I would like it…
Anyway… See you in the Alpha Official Trailer!