Just came up with this awhile ago while I was walking. Still debating on what to do about Death Mountain, but I am planning on doing something with it. I'm no good with insults. -
It was a habit now, something he gained shortly after regaining his memories. He didn't even realize what he was doing until Gwen and Kevin pointed out, Dark (or was it Damian?) didn't even notice it.
He found himself kneeling before a giant glass window, bright lights shining through the background, which helped to illuminate the bundles of fur that bounced around in the bedding and staring at on-goers.
"OOoooh, just look at all the pretty lights!"
"When are we gonna get any food? I'm starving!"
"Do you guys ever think someone will pick us- Oooooooooo, rubber ball!"
"Nom nom nom"
"Don't chew on that!"
"MY FOOOOOD!"
"What are you talking about!? That's mine!"
"What are you talking about? The nice lady gave it to me."
"You stole it from me you jerk!"
Ben couldn't help but chuckle out loud at the energetic display before him. He knew he had something to do but this was just to amusing to not stay and watch.
"Is that guy laughing at us?"
"Waah! He is!"
"Oi! Come behind the glass and I'll show you whose funny!"
"You're never going to get adopted with that attitude."
"YOU SAY SOMETHING JERK!"
"My foooood. -sob-"
"SHUT UP WILL YOU!"
"What's so funny Ben?" Gwen's voice brought him out of his thoughts. Oh right, he was here to patrol the mall in case of alien attack. Thankfully, his shift was over. He didn't want anyone getting hurt because he was too caught up with something like this.
"Oh look! A pretty lady!"
"Quick! Look adorable! Maybe she'll adopt us!"
"What about the other guy?
"No way! He laughed at me!"
"Everyone laughs at you though."
"Do I need to sock you?"
Ben snickered much to his cousin's confusion, in which her confusion grew when her cousin busted out laughing.
"Did I miss something?" Gwen turned to the side, noting Kevin and Damian strolling up to the two. She shrugged, before, albeit reluctant, turning to Damian. "Do you know what's going on?"
He shrugged as well, before turning his attention to his light and whatever had held on to the lighter's half attention so much. Damian smirked once he saw what it was, laughing a little himself.
Kevin and Gwen watched as Damian joined in with Ben with mild confusion and a little anger on Kevin's part.
"Um hello?" he said, a touch of anger in his voice, "Mind explaining what's so funny about a couple of mutts?"
"Who are you calling a mutt, you emo-bastard!" A small, black and white husky yipped, fur ruffled and tail tilted back.
"Geez, no need to get so angry hus." Another puppy chipped in, his fur a blend of brown and white.
"Do you think any of them have any food?" A little wiener dog with two shades of brown fur, said, laying on the bedding with a dejected look on his face.
"Can you think of anything besides food!" The husky barked at him, only to be answered back with a "I'm starving, I can't help it!"
"Meh, when can I leave you people?" A golden retriever puppy muttered in a quiet voice, "You people are too loud."
"Well, excuse me for being too loud goldy! Have I busted your ear drums yet!"
Damian smirked. "I like that one." He said, pointing to the husky. Kevin's eye twitched, "You still haven't answered my question."
Ben blinked, "Oooh, oops. Everyone else knows about it, I guess I forgot to tell you." Damian slapped the back of his head with a cry of 'moron!'
"Forgot to tell us what?" Gwen questioned, her attention solely on her cousin and not the adorable puppies in the shop window. Ben sweatdroped, "Er, one of my past lives had the ability to transform into a wolf. As a wolf I could talk to animals as easily as people, though it was really annoying to transform between forms to talk to each side."
Gwen's eyebrow rose, "You could talk to animals."
Kevin rolled his eyes, "What else is new."
Gwen ignored him, but reminded herself to ask Ben about his past lives later, "So you can still talk to animals?"
"Yeah," Ben answered, "I can't hear them every well, except for dogs. I can hear them perfectly."
"I see," Gwen said, that certainly explained his amusement in observing a bunch of puppies. Soon enough curiosity got the better of her, "What are they saying?"
Damian answered her question this time, an amused smirk on his face, "They're agruing with each other cuz, and I quote, 'the emo bastard called me a mutt.'"
"Oi! Who are you calling an emo bastard, stupid dog!"
"Is that supposed to be an insult ya fool!"
Gwen rolled her eyes at her friend's maturity while Damian and Ben laughed.
"I am so getting that one!" Damian concluded, "This is too grand to pass up!"
"Ya mind shutting up! I'm tryin' to sleep here!"
Another dog appeared, or rather, his presence became known among the jumbled mess that the other puppies created. He was more of a wolf than an actual dog, though why he's being sold in pet shop is anyone's guess. The dog had dark fur that lightened in color down his legs, his tail and face. His fur had a couple interesting coloring designs, especially around his face.
It was a badass-looking puppy even more so when Ben realized it was his wolf form as a puppy.
Damian looked towards the wolf-puppy and grumbled, "So who else is gonna show up eh?" Much to the others' confusion.
Ben smiled as the wolf walked towards him, as close as the glass would allow. "Hey buddy." He said to it. The wolf gave a grin, well, as much as a grin a dog can make, "Heeey. So, what's for dinner?"
End...
Just a little random thing I thought up. Question! What should I name Damian and Ben's puppies? Leave a suggestion if you want! Please review!