Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: So I just found this funny… I'm probably going to have way more of these things uploaded while I wait on my new computer charger, because they write quickly and I'm using my tablet to write everything else. The good news is, I currently have 51% power remaining and I just found out that the library at my school rents Mac chargers. Of course, by the time you're reading this I'll probably have my new charger and be able to write as much as I want…
Grasshopper
The chirping was about to drive him up the wall. And it had been going on for days.
"How the hell does a grasshopper get all the way up to the third floor of this building without being killed first?" Jeff moaned, covering his head with a pillow.
"I don't know, but I think I might have to shoot it if I ever find the damn thing…" Nick replied. Jeff groaned as the bug started again, standing up and turning on the light. They had been trying to go to sleep for over an hour, and the stupid bug just refused to let them be.
"Shooting the damned thing wouldn't be enough of a punishment for the amount of sleep we're losing because of it." Jeff raised an eyebrow when he realized that the grasshopper had stopped, at least temporarily. "Oh thank God…" Jeff began.
"I'm going to sleep while I have a chance… otherwise I might have a mental breakdown tomorrow from lack of sleep." Jeff nodded, following Nick's lead and laying back down.
Chirrup.
"FUCK!"