Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: So I'm subtitling this chapter "How Nick got Jeff drunk off his ass." Because the first decent idea I've had for this word involves celebrating a 21st birthday.
Cocktail
"How many have I had now?" Jeff asked. Nick shrugged, smiling at the way the other boy was starting to slur his words.
"Just four…"
"I'm already starting to feel kind of funny, Nicky… like, everything's funny. And wobbly. The whole world's wobbly." Nick smiled, grabbing the pitcher from the blender and pouring a little more in both of their cups in response to Jeff's drunkenness. "You're t-trying to get me drunk…"
"I'm not trying to get you drunk, Jeff. I'm letting you get drunk, tonight, when we're here at home and we aren't going to get into any trouble. So that you won't want to drink quite so much when I take you out this weekend."
"To the gay bar?" Nick laughed, nodding in response to the boy's question as he took a sip of his drink.
"To the gay bar."
"Can we h-have a threesome?" Nick couldn't help but spit out his drink into the cup at the boy's suggestion.
"Th-threesome?"
"Yeah… pick up somebody. Tha's what I want for my birfday."
"We're not picking someone up at a gay bar, Jeff… that's not safe."
"Bu…but a threesome…" Jeff began. Nick leaned in and pressed a kiss against Jeff's lips, tasting the alcohol on them.
"We'll find some other way to do that, okay? Maybe call JJ, see if he'd be willing. If you still want to do that when you're sobered up…" Nick was surprised when Jeff stumbled off the bar stool he was sitting on, nearly knocking Nick's stool over in the process as he pushed Nick back against the wall.
"Can I have you now?" Jeff asked, leaning in and pressing a rough kiss against Nick's lips.
"God… so apparently alcohol makes you incredibly obsessed with sex. I'll have to remember that next time I'm desperate for you."
"I still want a threesome."
"I'll do my best to make that happen."