Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n:
Donkey
"I can't believe we rented a petting zoo. With a donkey." Jeff closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose in an attempt to forget the mess that had been made of their backyard. Just the thought of the disaster area they had to clean up was starting to give him a migraine. "The neighbors are going to kill us if we don't clean this up… Mrs. Jansen already hates us, without us breaking the covenants…"
"Why don't you take Elliot and Lizzie inside for their baths? I'll take care of this mess, and then we can eat dinner and put the kids to bed…" Jeff smiled slightly as Nick pressed a kiss against his lips. "Then maybe we can have some alone time to de-stress?"
"You're going to be covered in donkey poop…" Jeff began. He smiled at Nick's laughter.
"I was planning on taking a shower…" Nick replied. Jeff nodded, starting to walk over to the playpen that contained Lizzie as Elliot played with one of his birthday presents, showing his little sister how everything worked. "Hey, Jeff?" Jeff turned around to hear what his husband had to say. "No more petting zoos for birthday parties."
"What about the donkeys?" Jeff asked, smirking.
"Definitely no donkeys."