Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).

A/n: So I have to say that this is, unfortunately, an attempt at procrastinating writing a paper on the differences between the portrayals of women in realistic and naturalistic drama. The joys of going to graduate school for theatre, right?

Kitchen

"What's that gorgeous smell?" Nick smiled as he felt Jeff pressing a kiss against the back of his neck as he washed up from his little baking adventure.

"Brownies. From a box, of course," Nick replied. "I'm not as good at homemade brownies as you are."

"So what's the special occasion?"

"The moms from Elliot's t-ball team are having a bake sale at the games for the next few weeks. Kathy called me today and asked if we could bring brownies tomorrow afternoon." Nick smiled as Jeff walked over and jumped up to sit on the counter by the sink.

"Why didn't you just wait and make me make the brownies?" Jeff asked.

"Because if you made the brownies, they would want you to make brownies every week. Your brownies are magical." Nick smiled as Jeff leaned in for another kiss.

"But I like making brownies… and you know that there are other things I like doing in the kitchen with you." Nick pulled away, smiling at his husband.

"Lizzie is going to be waking up from her nap any minute, and Lacey will drop Elliot off in fifteen minutes… we don't have time for that." Nick shook his head as Jeff pouted, before he leaned in to press a kiss on the blonde man's lips. "Tonight after bedtime. You, me, a bottle of wine, and all of the candles in our bedroom."

"I like the sound of that. But I would like it even more if we could start it right now…" Nick smiled.

"But that's the joy of having kids. Everything we would have done whenever the hell we want five years ago now has to wait until after bedtime for the kiddos."

"Must remind myself why having kids is such a great thing…" Jeff replied.

"Because they're adorable. Because they needed good parents to take care of them. Because being a dad is the most important thing any man can ever do…" Nick replied. He smiled as Jeff laughed at him.

"Okay, okay… I get it. Kids are good. I just wish they weren't such a cockblock at times."