Chapter Nine
"Mmm! This is really good, Sasuke!" Naruto exclaims as he eats bite after bite of his one of a kind: miso ramen.
"Moron, you're getting sauce everywhere. You're so messy!" Sasuke shakes his head, as his vision clears a little and he sees a blurry Naruto. A messy Naruto, at that.
"Heh heh, can't help it," he laughs and Sasuke rolls his eyes at his antics the fifth time that day.
"You better recover soon. I don't know if I can deal with a drunk loser for a few days of my life." Sasuke scoffs, crossing his arms as he stares at the slurping blonde.
"Oh, c'mon! It's not that bad! Just look at the bright side of things, Sasuke!" he sputters, spitting bits of noodles everywhere. Sasuke glares at the food, hoping it's die or something.
"...There is no bright side. There's never a bright side. There's only darkness, pain, and suffering." He admits, thinking of all the times in life he's done bad and not good.
"Wow, you're a downer, bastard. It's enough to make me feel emo." Naruto says sarcastically, shoving his chopsticks onto a piece of beef.
"Good, I hate you." Sasuke says stubbornly.
"I hate you too." Naruto spouts back, knocking his food off the table and pouncing on Sasuke. Sasuke pounces back. "You BASTARD!"
"Chicken."
"TEME!"
"Stupid."
"Asshole!"
"Moron."
"Prick!"
"Usuratonkachi!"
"ARGH!" Naruto shouts, tackling him and pinning him to the floor. He glares down at Sasuke, assuming a dominant stance. Sasuke doesn't buy it. 'You may act all cool and tough,' Sasuke thinks, 'but you're just a weakling to me, dobe.'
"Glad we can relate to something," he mutters,
"Welcome to my world."