Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: This is what I'm doing while I catch up on The Simpsons. I should really be doing schoolwork and stuff like that, but this is just so much more fun.
Blonde
"I can't find my keys… and if I don't find my keys, I can't drive to the airport to go home for Spring Break tonight. And if I miss this plane, my parents are going to freak out about the money they spent on it and the fact that I'm not going to be there for the barbeque when my grandparents and all of my aunts and uncles and cousins come to visit us…"
"Jeff…"
"And then my grandmother will flip out at me for not being there, even though there's nothing I can do about it…"
"Jeff!"
"And my Aunt Betty already doesn't like me that much because I threw up at her wedding and she doesn't like it when we say that we're going to do something and then we don't…"
"JEFF!" Jeff finally stopped his rant, turning to look at Nick. The other boy was holding his car keys up, smiling at him.
"Where did you find my car keys?" Jeff asked.
"On your desk, next to your cell phone and wallet. Exactly where you always leave them," Nick replied with a smirk. Jeff reached out and took the keys, shoving them in his pocket.
"Do not say it…"
"Blonde moment much?" Jeff just chose to shoot a glare at the boy, starting to pack his backpack for the plane ride home.