Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: So I'm really glad that these drabbles can be AU and in multiple different universes, because I just realized that there would be a MAJOR continuity error otherwise.
Nougat
Nick bit into the candy bar before passing it over to Jeff, as per tradition. They had always shared their candy bars with each other, ever since they had discovered that they had the same favorite – Milky Way.
"There's too much nougat… there should be more caramel…" Nick began. Jeff rolled his eyes as his friend started the same argument they always had when they were sharing a candy bar.
"There can never be such a thing as too much nougat. It's perfectly balanced in a Milky Way," Jeff replied.
"I'm not saying nougat's a bad thing… I'm saying that I think a different nougat to caramel ratio would make it better."
"You are not talking about math on a Saturday…" Jeff began.
"Come on… it's not like you don't have to do your math homework this afternoon anyway."
"Yeah, but if it's this afternoon, I don't have to think about it right now. And that's a much better idea in my opinion."
"You love math."
"No, you love math. I tolerate it because it's a required subject and I'd like to graduate on time. Trust me, there is no love between me and my math book," Jeff replied.
"I like math because it's easy."
"Why are we talking about math again? I'd like to just enjoy my candy bar without thinking about the pile of homework sitting on my desk on the other side of the room."
"I still say there's too much nougat."