4.

Fanfiction,

Gazzy is four years younger than me. Iggy is three years older. Are you that desperate for a pairing? I'm not even a teenager yet! I mean, it's a little bit disgusting ya know? They are like, my brothers almost! I've known them forever, and ever, and ever! Why would you even THINK that was a good idea? Max and Fang started dating and you know how that turned out. Terribly. Reeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy bad. I want them to get back together though, they were so cute! I remember this one time wh—... Sorry I was told to stop writing now.

-Nudge