A/N: Author quietly tries to slink in with an update after a year.

Bonnie was standing at the edge of the deck at the back of the Possible household. 'Shit. What the fuck even was that?' After Shego had admitted to being in love with the red headed hero, she had acted as if nothing had changed. The three had moved on to the kitchen so that the mercenary could make them all breakfast, her being oddly comfortable in the Possible kitchen. 'She was wearing a fucking apron for Christ sakes. It was fucking pink!' Shego had just smirked, in a way that made her shiver, and went on with making them bacon and eggs, seeming to revel in the fact that she knew neither girl's eyes never left her. And every once in a while, when she felt those eyes on her, Shego would bend over, ensuring that both got a good eyeful of her toned butt. She had gasped the first time she did it, and she swore she could hear the villainess giggle when she did. She set the plates in front of the two, she gave the brunette a conspiratory wink. 'Who the fuck does she think she is?' The two started off tentatively, before they were taken in by just how good she was a cooking. Even then, she just watched the two eat her food with gusto, all with a cocky smirk. 'Now she's got a big head. The food was good, but now she thinks she's got an in through our stomachs. I shouldn't have asked for seconds.' After they had finished, Kim had pulled her to the side, while Shego went on to do the dishes. "Are you going to be okay while I jump into the shower?" all while looking over to the humming Shego. Bonnie had assured her she would be fine. 'God, she has no idea how tempting it is just to cry wolf. Her rushing down here in a towel…or nothing on. All glistening-'

"Wet and with and angry scowl, ready to punish me."

Bonnie was torn from her thoughts with a screech, shocked at having her innermost thoughts spoken as if it was from an erotic novel. She turned around to see Shego standing before her, sans apron, smirking like the cat who ate the canary. "So, did I hit the nail on the head?"

Bonnie huffed and turned back to the back yard, hoping to hide the blush on her cheeks. "I refuse to dignify that with a response."

Bonnie heard her give a giggle and continue to walk forward until she could feel the green skinned woman against her back. She tried to move to the side but Shego's arms shot to the banister, basically trapping her. Shego leaned over her shoulder and inspected her cheeks. "That's a pretty nice blush on your face for someone who wasn't thinking it."

Bonnie gave a low growl and tried to change the subject, all while trying to ignore the position she was in. "So, what are doing out here? I figured you'd be pawing at the bathroom door after Kim."

Shego raised an eyebrow at how Bonnie was taking their position. "Trying to avoid thinking about Kim in the shower. It would have worked too, if only you didn't have that adorably horny look on your face when I walked out here." Shego tried to wrap her arms around the girl but was surprised when she locked her elbows out, effectively blocking her. "What's wrong, Sweet Spice? Don't you want to cuddle."

Bonnie scoffed. "Sweet Spice?"

Shego smirked. "Yup, Sweet Spice. It describes you perfectly."

"You know, for a woman who says she's in love with Kim, you're awful flirty with someone who's not her."

"Well, with her still being with the sidekick, I got keep my option open to scratch that itch, if you know what I mean. And trust me, getting with me is the closest thing as you can get to Kim without actually having sex the her. Albeit, it would be a Kimmie with several more years of experience with women."

Bonnie rolled her eyes. "No thanks. I'd rather have the original model rather than any knock off version." Bonnie felt the woman behind her tense at her words. She knew she was playing a dangerous game with her words as soon as they left her mouth, but she meant what she said. She then heard the woman laugh.

"That was a good one, Sweet Spice. It would have been a real shame if you broke that easily."

Bonnie released the breath she hadn't realized she had been holding. "Yeah, well, if you're done with…whatever this is supposed to be, could you get off of me."

"But Sweet Spice, I'm not done playing with you yet. It's been so long since I've had a cuddle buddy. Especially such a cute one." Shego leaned into her harder and pressed her nose into her hair. "Uh-oh. Has someone been a naughty girl? I think you're a little young to be drinking. Maybe I should let it slip that we have a deviant in the house," Shego said in a playful tone.

Bonnie tensed at her words and she knew Shego felt it. It was then she realized why the thief had put her in this position. Shego leaned forward until Bonnie could barely see her lips past her hair. "Ooooo, naughty girl. What do- "

"Shego, what are you doing?" Bonnie had never been so grateful to hear Kim's voice. 'Well, I can't say never but this is definitely in the top five.' Shego gently slid away from the back of Bonnie and both turned to Kim. The woman had just gotten out of the shower, evidenced by her dripping hair. She had on a light blue tank top and a pair of navy jogging pants. She had hoped that it gave the impression of being frumpy as she had hoped. She had failed. The tank top showed of pent on skin, all while framing her small breasts, acting almost like a push up bra. The jogging pants had obviously been worn for a few years, at least. Their color had faded and shrunk slightly, gripping her lower body like a glove. There was also a small break between the two garments, letting both see the barest hint of her taut stomach.

"Well Shego?" The two other woman on the deck could barely hear the hero, their eyes so focused on the expanding expanse of skin revealed to them as the red head crossed her arms over her chest. "Shego!" The two were torn from their stupor by her yelling. Shego looked up, finally realizing that Kim was speaking to her.

"Uh, nothing Princess. I was just having a nice conversation with Sweet Spice over here."

"Is that so? Well, Bonnie, care to way in to how Shego was treating you." Kim walked over and protectively stood in between Shego and Bonnie. "You don't have to worry about her doing anything, so feel free to tell me the truth."

'Well this didn't last long. This'll be easy, just tell Kim that she made you uncomfortable and she hits the road and won't come back no more. I'll have Kim all to myself again and…and…well I don't really have any idea after that, but it will just be me and Kim and it'll feel so good and- 'At this point, Bonnie realized that instead of listing pros, it felt an awful lot like she was trying to convince herself that this was the right choice. Yet even as she opened her mouth, it still felt wrong. "She…she was fine."

Kim looked back at Bonnie, noting her meek voice. "Are you sure she was…fine?"

Shego watched the brunette, suddenly very interested in what she was going to say. "I mean, yeah. She really needs to realize there's this thing called personal space, but other than that, she was pretty okay."

Kim turned back around and saw a huge smile on Shego's face. "See Kimmycakes, you can trust me to be on my best behavior."

"That's not saying that much, Shego." Shego put a hurt look on her face which Kim rolled her eyes at. "Bonnie, I'm planning on going back inside and watching some tv. Are you feeling okay?"

"Yeah Kim, I'm fine. I'll be in in a minute." Kim gave a small nod before fixing a look on Shego and returning into the house. Both stared as the girl retreated, what her butt as they went. When she disappeared from sight, the two sighed together, causing them to look at each other with dreamy eyes. When they came out of their lustful haze, Shego transfixed Bonnie with a curious gaze while did her best to ignore what she had just done. 'Please don't ask why I did that. Please don't ask why I did that.'

"Why'd you do that?" Shego asked.

'Dammit!' "I didn't do anything."

"That's kinda my point. There was a perfect chance to get rid of me. Sure, I had a plan to convince Kim to not throw me out, but you didn't know that. So why didn't you take the shot while it was there."

"I don't know. It's just, when I was going through it in my head, I had the person lines to say. I could have easily said you molested me or just that you were harassing me, but even as it was going through my mind, it just felt wrong. That even if it meant I wouldn't get Kim alone, I wouldn't do that to you. I don't know, maybe it's just sympathy for someone who's under the same curse as me."

"What curse is that?"

"The being in love with Kim curse."

Shego harrumphed. "Well, I won't say thank you, Sweet Spice."

"I wouldn't expect you to, Baby Barkin."

Shego recoiled at the nickname the younger girl had given her, remembering the brief relationship she had with the man. "You did not just call me that."

Bonnie smiled for the first time today. "Oh, does that get under your skin," Bonnie started to skip to the house, "Baby Barkin."

Shego watched her start to enter the house. She heard the girl giggling all the way. Suddenly, she burst out into a smile and chased after the girl. "Don't call me that, Sweet Spice!"

It was in that moment, while the rules for the chase that hadn't even begun may not have been sorted out, the limits of the race had.

Night Time: Kim's Room

'Mother of fuck. What the hell was I thinking, letting Shego stay like that.' Bonnie thought as she climbed in to Kim's bed. Unfortunately, Kim wouldn't be joining her tonight as she took her parents' bedroom. Luckily, she still got the pleasure of sleeping in Kim's bed, unlike Shego, who stuck on the couch. 'Given the choice between the twin terrors room and the couch, I would take the couch too.'

After Bonnie had run in with Shego hot on her tail, Kim jumped from the couch to chase after them, intent to tackle and shut down the villainess who had obviously gone crazy. The weird thing was that after the short time it took her to catch Shego, Shego looked at her like she was the one who had done something wrong. Then Kim heard giggling. Her giggling. She looked up to see Bonnie laughing and making faces at the trapped woman. She looked between the two females and realized that somehow, whatever this was, it was them having…fun? Kim shrugged and rolled off Shego. Bonnie had not expected this and was unable to get away before Shego was on her. She grinned above the girl she had pinned in the Possible living room before she realized she had no idea what to do now that she was in this position. Typically, when she mounted people she either fighting them, which had a very instinctual response, or having sex with them, which was very methodical, but not at all appropriate for what they were doing. Finally, she decided on laying over dramatic, wet kisses on the cheeks of the struggling student. Until she heard laughing behind them. They both watched as the hero burst out laughing at the way the two of them were acting. Until they joined her. Finally, the three piled onto the Possible couch and watched…whatever they could fine that was on and ordered a pizza. It was weird, how comfortable it felt. They had been in each other's lives in one capacity or another for the last five years. Yet, when she saw them all watching reruns and eating, she recognized that it shouldn't have felt so…natural.

She shook those thoughts out of her head, wanting to get to sleep to get to sleep. It was weird though. She had to lay down on her hand to get it to stop shaking.

A/N: Author slinks out, hoping people will read and review.