Sorry for any mistakes. And this might get a little gory, idk, some of you might not like that stuff so this is a WARNING.

Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is too good for me to own.

Let begin...

He throws his head back as the glass of whiskey runs down his throat. He snaps his head up with a growl and smacks his cup on his desk table. The whiskey is supposed to burn his throat—none of that shit was happening. Even after so many drinks, Natsu could still taste her lips. The way her lips had the same taste of candy—Starburst to be exact. Then another taste entered his mind, the taste of honey. What a weird combination, honey and candy.

That's like soda, and hot sauce.

Running his tongue over his lips, the same pleasant taste entered his mouth—Lucy's.

The short old man strutted through the building, with a taller man by his side. The taller man has orange hair, whereas the short old man has complete white hair. Both of them expected the usual Fairy Tail when they entered—but no, that's not what they got. Everyone converses with each other loudly, and big smiles rest on their faces.

The only thing that really stayed the same was the fact they wear business clothes.

The two man are quite shocked to see this, they know that Natsu wouldn't have done this. Nor, did anyone else seeing as how they were too frightened of Natsu to object him. Then that leaves one person in their mind—the girl Natsu bought.

"I hope that dickhead knows I can sue his ass for this!" Lucy grumbles as she scrubs the toilet, keeping her head near anywhere but the toilet. She could feel a bile taste tickling her throat. Oh shit. Then as quick as she could she switched to a different stall and saw that they were all the same—all covered in pounds of shit.

"Oh fuck it!" Lucy let the bile leave her lips in the toilet she had just been cleaning. But, of course she had covered her nose. Holding the flush button, she's happy to see that it can flush now. After scrubbing it more—to the point it's spotless, she smiles in satisfaction. She wipes away the sweat that rests on her milky forehead. She nearly screams in frustration when she realized she'd only cleaned one of the fourteen toilets—in the men's room. Now, the fact it took her an hour to clean one toilet, should be enough to explain the reason she's exasperated.

The moment Lucy had woken up, she was forced to clean all the toilets—besides the one on Natsu's floor. She'd started at nine in the morning—it's now four in the afternoon. The last set of bathrooms, was this one. And sadly it'd been the worst.

Save the worst for last, eh?

The smell of bleach caked the air, and Lucy could feel herself growing a migraine at the second. Deciding she deserves a break—she leaves the bathroom. Lucy finds herself walking around the kitchen searching for some energy drinks—since she's learned from her previous mistake in overloading on sugar. Lucy finds a sour apple flavored one in the fridge, her favorite. When she drinks in the cool potation. In one gulp she manages to finish the lot of it. Tossing it in the trashcan she grins when she makes it in one shot

"I should've been a damn basketball player." She mutters to herself.

A Pink haired girl rams into her, when Lucy leaves the kitchen. Feeling a soreness in her butt, Lucy groans in dismay. "S-Sorry!" Aries yells to Lucy, a bright pink plasters itself across her cheeks.

Lucy sighs, realizing its Aries—she is after all infamous for her clumsiness. "It's alright" she says as she gets up. Picking up the things Aries dropped. "So, what's up?"

"O-Oh, sorry! Boss has requested y-your p-presence." When Aries notices her picking up the papers, she apologizes once more, earning a small chuckle form the blonde.

"Alright, I'll go see what that pink haired shithead needs." Lucy mumbles. After saying goodbye to Aries Lucy makes her way upstairs. Getting on the elevator, she realizes she's going to be seeing Natsu again after the other night. A blush makes way on Lucy's face.

Wait...is she blushing? When was the last time Lucy blushed, around Salamander maybe? But, that was years ago. But, then again when she thinks of Natsu's lips pressed against hers again, a tingling feeling wraps itself around her body—no flames wraps themselves around her, as her body light on fire. Heat pushes throughout her, all because of that...that...ass. Yeah, an ass with good lips...and a good ass.

Lucy didn't know why she swallowed the drug, she knew what it was so why did she allow him to use his tongue to carry it through her mouth—oh that's right, her lust. Her body is lusting for him. Wanting him. Lucy's never felt something like this...it's so, strange. Men felt this way about her, but her feeling this way about someone was so...avant-garde. Lucy bites her lip, when she reaches his floor, still deep in thought.

Natsu Dragneel is the most infuriating man she's ever met, and yet she wants him. Her body wants him. It's so weird, she wants the man who's imprisoned her. She believes this is what they refer to as the Stockholm syndrome. But, that's quite inaccurate—she willingly came here to get away from her bitchy father. So, she guesses this shall be what she calls the...Starburst syndrome. Why that name? Because Starburst are delicious.

Walking into the room Lucy notices the tense atmosphere—it's suffocating.

"Did someone toot-toot in here? I mean guys c'mon, you're all what thirty-to-forty? There's a bathroom right there." Lucy smirks as her eyes fall on Gray. "Gray."

"What the hell Lucy?" Lucy shrugs in response that's when she notices the short man, and the orange haired taller man. The short man was looking at her with blood dripping from her nose, but, I guess it'd be more accurate to say he was looking at her water—or should I say milk balloons? Lucy raises her eyebrow at the short old man, who is dressed in a simple t-shirt with a robot scrawled across it and some cargo shorts.

"Well, hello!" He says, a big smile plastered on his face as he jumps to hug her.

Lucy dodges his attempt, and scowls. She looks at Natsu with a raised eyebrow "why did Santa Claus send one of his older elves here?" The man with the orange hair bursts out laughing at what she said, along with the small chuckles of the others. Looking around Lucy realizes something, one person wasn't here—Cana. "And where's Bikini Bottom at?"

Natsu rolls his eyes when the orange haired man starts crying, no tears literally falling from his face. "Ah! My own daughter hates me! What did I do to deserve this? Is it because I pushed that old lady into another cart for that turkey on Thanksgiving, leading her to a broken leg?"

Lucy furrows her eyes when she sees the grown his knees staring at the ceiling. "Oi, carrot top, what the hell are you doing? Aw, did Bugs Bunny ditch your carrot-top ass for him" Lucy says nodding her head to where Loke stands.

"No," the old man gets up and clears his throat, ignoring the insult that had been thrown his way earlier. "He's just wondering why Cana hates him. But, it's perhaps because he knocked up his high school sweetheart, than left the face of the planet."

"I told you Makarov, I was travelling, and she broke up with me. I didn't know she was pregnant!" Carrot top says, wiping away at the invisible tears.

"So wait Cana is your—"

"Enough." A loud voice stopped her from what she was saying, turning around she sees dark onyx eyes glaring at her and the two new guys. "I have something to discuss with you."

"But—"

"They are Makarov, and Gildarts, Makarov is the owner of the orphanage in which this Mafia is named after, and Gildarts is a member." Natsu lights up his cigar, and takes a deep puff. "Now, onto what I called you here for."

Lucy could feel the burning stares of the two new men—Makarov, and Gildarts. But, she supposes they're not new seeing as how Natsu just told her that one of them is a member whereas the other owns an orphanage. Lucy wonders why a mafia's name would be based off of an orphanage. But, then again she knows that Natsu and the others are childhood friends—nonetheless, she doesn't know about their pasts. Did they grow up at that orphanage? Lucy presumes they did seeing as how it's quite the contradiction—a Mafia boss just randomly knows an orphanage owner. One kills people, and the other saves them.

"Now, since you've went against my wishes, and left to some...club, you shall be punished for that."

Lucy could not believe what she is hearing. She's been cleaning shit covered toilets—literally, not figuratively—all day, and he has the fucking audacity to say that she needs to be punished? No, what kind of junk is this? She wanted a night out with—okay, yes her intentions weren't pure at the club, but they don't know that. What they know is she got sick of being...here. Being trapped in here. Like she's a rat caught in rat trap.

Clenching her jaw Lucy looks at him right in the eye. Unwavering she says "fine. Whatever it could be, I'm sure it's better than what you had forced me to do, you—you...poop-eating-hot sauce smeared-buffalo-covered-in-shit-stuck-up-a-darn-donut hole!"

Natsu simply smirks at her words, which Lucy finds annoying and sexy at the same time. Annexty? Yes, that summarized Natsu perfectly, he's an annexty person. "Busty, your punishment will be..." he drags on knowing that it was annoying her. "Going on a mission with Lissana."

Everyone stops moving—except the midget, and carrot-top, since they don't know about Lucy and Lissana's one-sided beef. Lissana herself gapes at Natsu, why is he assigning her on a mission with her number one person on her kill list? For punishment? This is punishing her more than Lucy. "What?" Lissana screeches.

Lucy on the other hand looks composed on the outside, but is fuming on the inside. How dare that dumb-dumb assign me to go with her? Can't he sense the tension? What the bleep! Oh wait! Lucy notices something, flash through his eyes which she can only recognize as a probable sadistic glint. She knows he'll be expecting her to blow up, but no. Lucy likes challenges—except Rubik's cubes, they can kiss her ass.

Since Lucy had decided on labeling Natsu as a sadist, she decides she must be a masochist seeing as how a grin stretches across her face.

"Deal."

What Lucy forgot though was that a masochist, and sadist are a great pair—even if the masochist will probably die.

Lights flash through her eyes as a grin rests on her face. The lights light up the city, as the sound of music blast through her ears. Ironically it's a song about fireflies, while all these lights seem like millions of fireflies put together. The best thing about those bright lights is the fact that they shine on the people—and she loves watching the people. The joyous looks on their faces. The kids laughing, and the people dancing to some street music. Maybe this is the only time they forget about the fact they're on war ground. And being outside during the late night can usually lead to death.

As they drive deeper into the area she notice the lights aren't as bright around here, and there aren't too many—any laughing, or happy people. If they are it's probably because of the drugs. Lucy looks down at her revealing clothing, and groans. Hopefully this wasn't going to be hard—not something like Mission Impossible, she really can't be dealing with that shit right now.

When Lucy and Lissana reach a certain area Lissana parks her black Lykan Hypersport. Lucy notices that a small little building—perhaps a shack?—is standing in front of them. A sign glowing bright that says "FTUA" confused as to what it meant Lucy tries to figure it out her mission—why do they say mission? They're a mafia, not a spy group—is to collect the betting from their underground arena. FT probably stood for Fairy Tail, and the UA probably stands for Underground Arena.

Fairy Tail Underground Arena.

Lissana and Lucy don't mutter a single word to each other as they walk towards the shack. An awkward tension in between them. When they reach the shack Lissana turns to face Lucy. A stoic expression on her face. Lissana had picked her outfit, and Lucy's—hence Lucy's chagrin. Her body is shown off in a simple black bikini top, and a leather jacket. Along with tight leather jeans, with black combat boots. Her short hair clipped from her face. All in all, Lissana looks like a total badass.

Lucy on the other hand looks badass-ish, if that's even a word—although it's probably not. The first time the Fairy Tail group had seen her scars they felt a certain pain rise. Lucy herself stopped caring, and to be honest one of the reason she wore it was so the day she died she could choose how. Maybe if she dies the same way her mother had, she'd earn her forgiveness? Lucy has a tight black turtle neck on, of course it stops at her belly button, showing off her belly button ring. A heart in the middle of her chest, exposing more than enough cleavage. Small shorts that barely pass her butt, along with those damned fishnets. Long black boots that end at her knees play as her shoes—but, of course they just have to be five inch heels.

"Do not wander off. Or, make a fool of us, understand?" A glare set on Lissana's face.

"Yes, Master." Lucy teases, causing a grunt of annoyance to leave Lissana's mouth. When they enter the shack they're immediately greeted by a set of stairs. Walking down the steps Lucy realizes that a terrible odor swims around—sweat, and musty people—along with faint chants. The walk down is short and two big doors await for them. Light escaping from the cracks, being their only guide.

Lucy's never been to an underground fighting place. But, judging by the size, she reckoned it'd be a cramped area—one that claustrophobic people disliked. Contrary to what she thought the place had a ceiling that seems endless, and seating areas for crowds, among crowds. Bright lights flash, and in the center of it all is a small stage containing two sweaty, bare chested men fighting with no referee. A large TV placed on top of the stage so people in the back can see. Sure the area is big, but it's not like a football stadium, however she can say about five hundred, to a thousand people are here.

"I'm going over there to get the betting money. Do not move from here, got it?" Lissana sneers at her. Causing a groan to emit from Lucy's mouth.

"Yes, Mom!" Lissana simply huffs, and walks away. Already planning the different ways she can torture an annoying busty blonde—particularly one that's on a mission with her.

When Lissana left from Lucy's sight, Lucy finds herself walking through the aisles, and getting bumped around by guys who need to learn what deodorant is; and stepped on by girls who need to learn what flats are. When Lucy finally reaches the front, she's smackdab in the middle of the aisle, annoying the people. Shouts of protest fill her ears, but Lucy could care any less. She watches as the bigger male with long raven hair tied in a ponytail, delivers a swift kick to the other male's gut. The Smaller male who has a Mohawk with the colors of the rainbow grunts, but doesn't falter, he delivers a roundhouse kick to the bigger man. Mohawk-Guy runs for the ropes, and pushes all his weight onto them, so he can deliver a great hit to the Ponytail-Dude. However unluckily for Mohawk-Guy, Ponytail-Dude grabs him by the arm when he's bouncing off the ropes, and slams him on the stage with a loud echo. Mohawk-Guy lies flat on the ground, not even a twitch.

The screams are resonant.

A man with a suit comes on the stage, shades covering his eyes, as he grins at the camera that projects this on the big TV. Why the hell is he wearing shades inside? Lucy questions. Maybe because of all the lights?

"Wow! What a match. Armel Augustin, has just...defeated the all-time-champion Jun Qiang! Wow, I can't even...wow!" The announcer—she assumes—runs a hand down his gelled back, shiny black hair. "I just—"before the announcer can finish his sentence Jun gets up and snatches the microphone from the announcer.

"I want a fucking rematch! You cheater, Nǐ tā mā de! (Fuck you)"Jun sneers, getting all up in Armel's space. His hands closed around Armel's collar. Next thing she knows a knife is punctured deep in Jun's head, his eyes wide, and blood seeping through his eyes. A river of dark red blood leaves his pale lips.

Not even a scream is heard.

Must be a common thing.

Armel gets down and rips the knife from Armel's skull, Lucy can see bits of muscle, and brain on it. Jun should've known this would've happened. After all no one messes with the Brotherhood. Chinese, British, Fioren or whatever. Armel smirks when he sees that the hole is big enough to seep in some light. Perhaps he should cut out both of Jun's eyeballs and send it to the 666? That name annoys him—what are they a fucking cult? He chuckles and grabs the microphone from the ground, the announcer seeming to have disappeared.

Pussy.

"The Brotherhood lives!" He shouts in a thick French accent, he shows off a tattoo Lucy never saw. It's a long sword, with angel wings coming out of it, the first wing has a cursive B, whereas the other has a cursive H. Half the crowd shouts in joy, and the other sits with clenched jaws.

Oh.

The crowd is a bunch of gang members.

With a smirk Armel gets read to drop his mike when a searing pain lands on his throat, and puddle of blood leaves his mouth. His tan skin pales, and his eyes nearly pop out of their sockets. His face meets the wooden stage—at least he dropped the mike. Even if that ended up in dropping himself as well.

Lissana is shown behind him with a pissed off expression. Her hands on a small knife that she continues to wipe the dark substance off on the handkerchief she always carries in her pocket. Why can't these dumbasses make my fucking job easy? I swear I'm 'bout to spork a bitch. She hums in delight at that idea.

Grabbing the mike with a sigh she looks at the shocked crowd. Why are they shocked? These bitches know the rules, and yet they still do gang related shit here—if Natsu hadn't ordered her to not kill 'the-ones-who-abided-by-the-rules' she'll be swimming in a pool of blood by now. "Do you all not understand the rules? Next time this shit happens, I'll sure as hell kill everyone in here," she locks her eyes on the dead eyes of a fifteen year old, "kid or not."

Lucy's gaping at Lissana. Her mouth is opening and closing like a fish right now. She can't even comprehend what had just happened. How could one look so badass? Seriously! It just isn't fair. Lucy thought with a pout. When Lissana comes down, they don't say anything and just walk towards the exit. When they enter the shack a loud squeal makes Lissana cringe.

"Oh my blob! That—That was, ah! You're so badass! Hot dang girl, where'd you learn that shiz? And that attitude! " Lucy squeals then she begins to recite the whole scene, as if Lissana hadn't just been there. While Lucy is rambling Lissana takes a chance to look at her, and before she knows it a small smile is present on her face.

The car ride back was filled with small talk.

So, um did you guys like? Thank you all for the beautfiul reviews i couldn't be any happier, and i'm still happy over the fact i got over 6,000 readers - i don't know if i told you guys. Sorry i didn't update soon, i just needed to make the chapter perfect. It was kinda rushed! PLEASE KEEP ON REVIEWING AAAAAH, I JUST GET SOOOOOOOOO HAAAPPY! OMG Y'ALL GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS ON OCTOBER, 19? YAAAAASSS THIS CHIKAAAA! Lol, my friends birthday is the day before mine, my grandpa's birthday too, and my other friend's birthday is the day after! I'M TURNING FOOOOOOURTEEEEEN! OOH i'm being forced to go to Victoria Secret by my Mom, and Cousin. Ugh! :D. I JUST WANT WALMART UNDIEEEEEES! But, i still can't wait, i wanna get a sweatshirt, and some sweat pants!

And omg guys some of these reviews killed me! XD! Oh Zahira i took that review to google translate, there's only so many things three years of middle school french can get me! Lol!

Btw, i don't want anything in this story to offend anyone, and i might add different languages like I did in this chapter. But, I'M USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE, SO DON'T COMMENT ABOUT IT! But, if i do have a Chinese speaker here, tell me if that's the correct way to say Fuck you or not, lol i'm gonna do that to my BFF Megan. (Love you!) If i'm writing a certain language wrong, and a person here speaks it, correct me alright! Though, not in a bitchy way.

OH YEAAAH I FORGOT! SO, GUYS I'M THINKING OF MAKING ANOTHER CONTINENT WHERE FIORE IS IN, CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO BE IN NORTH AMERICA, IT JUST DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME, AND IT WILL BE WEIRD IF I DO IT IN ASIA. So, i was thinking of a new continent, review about what you think of this idea!

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