Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show).
A/n: So lunch and shower haven't happened yet. I had this idea and thought it was too good to wait, so I decided to go ahead and write it. Enjoy!
Poster
"What is that?" Nick asked, staring up at the large blue piece of poster board Jeff was trying to hang in one of the hallways near the Warblers' common room. The bulletin board he was attempting to use really wasn't quite large enough for the poster – not to mention the fact that it just contained a bunch of lines and dots and circles in white poster paint that didn't make any sense. "I know you're talking about modern art in Melzner's class, but I didn't think that involved a project…"
"It doesn't."
"Then what the hell is that?" Nick asked.
"Campaign poster. I'm running for Student Body Vice President," Jeff replied. Nick raised an eyebrow, confused.
"But… it doesn't make any sense…"
"It's written in Gallifreyan. The point is to get people wondering what the hell it is… that way they'll be talking about it for a while, and they'll remember my name," Jeff replied with a smile. Nick rolled his eyes.
"Jeff, you do realize that your name isn't anywhere on this thing, right? And that I don't think there's anyone around here that reads Gallifreyan, unless the Doctor is masquerading as one of our teachers while he's looking for some kind of extraterrestrial being that's stalking central Ohio…"
"He could be masquerading as a student." Nick couldn't help laughing at his roommate's eccentricities.
"Jeff, I really do love you… but this is weird even for you."