Waking up alone, and waking up wrapped in someone's arms are two completely different feelings. Whereas the former feels normal, nothing could beat the unearthly feelings the latter gives you. The last time Lucy awoke to a warm embrace was the night before her mother's death. It was a stormy night, and Lucy had been scared of the thunder. That night she was sandwiched by her mother—and Jude.

This, however, this feeling she was carrying at the moment wasn't the same as the ones she got when her mother and her cuddled. This was completely different. Large arms wrapped around her small frame, and the way she nuzzled the crook of his neck, as his nose buried itself in the tresses of her golden hair. Legs entangled, and his bare torso under her arms.

This was different because she woke up next to Natsu.

Her eyes trailed the tattoos that hugged his skin—they seemed to multiply from the last time she saw his bare torso. He now had both sleeves done, and tattoos all the way to the back of his fingers. His left pec was filed with different skulls, all of them piled up. There seemed to be hundreds, whereas his right one was blank with the exception of a name on his heart.

Wendy.

Lucy bit her lip, she remembered hearing that from somewhere. But, she wasn't sure who'd said it—but all she remembers was the green monster that filled her. This...Wendy...seems important. A past lover, maybe? Perhaps a relative...

Shaking her head, Lucy looks away from the body that her eyes seemed attached to she takes in his face. His pink lips were slightly parted, and chapped. His face looked skinnier, and his jaw line was more prominent. From the eye lashes that grew longer, to the mess she loved on his head—Lucy knew in the past six months Natsu's appeal simply grew tenfold.

"Didn't your Mom teach you not to stare?"

Lucy found herself smiling despite the fact he brought up her mom, "my Mom actually encouraged it."

Looking down at the smiling blonde Natsu raises an eyebrow, "oh?"

Deciding to get more comfortable, he turns on his back with Lucy sprawled over his front. Her head under his chin, and one of his arms draped around her while the other rested under his head. Licking her lips Lucy breaks the comfortable silence, "so what now?"

His bottom lip was captured by his teeth as he thought about what she asked. What now? I don't fucking know. With one deep sigh, he slips his hand under her shirt and rubs small circles on her bare hip. "Now, I guess you only have two options."

Lucy looks up, fighting to leave her eyes open under the haze of pleasure holding them down. "And they are?"

"Either you join Fairy Tail, or you leave."

Looking back down, Lucy gnaws at her lip in frustration. There was no more Jiemma, Jose or Jude to be scared of. She didn't have to stay at Fairy Tail, she was actually free. Lucy could go back to Dana's and she could continue her daily life with Manny—the twins. But...did she want that?

"It's not really hard question, yes to joining or no."

Unable to keep herself from saying this she laughs out "that question may not be hard but I know what is." She says referring to the thing that's poking her pelvis. Rolling his eyes Natsu pushes her off his body, and Lucy tumbles down onto the ground. "Hey! That hurt ass-dick!"

"What the fuck is an ass-dick?"

With a proud grin, Lucy flexes her arm muscle. "An asshole and a dick. I came up with it—isn't it great?"

Letting the blanket fall off his body, Natsu gets up. Lucy licks her lips and makes sure her eyes don't fall below his pants line. She kept her eyes locked with his, "hey I have a question." Without waiting for his response she asks, "how did I get in these?" Lucy points to the t-shirt that engulfed her, and the sweat pants that pooled around her ankles.


"So, how many of you missed me?"

Lucy stares at the pantry full of snacks, licking her lips as she ponders on which one she should eat from her large variety. It was eleven in the morning and Natsu and Lucy had arrived at the building an hour earlier. No one had shown up yet, so Lucy decided to help herself to the everlasting snacks Fairy Tail offered.

Staring at the box of Nutter Butters, and the bag of Dill Pickle she feels a string of drool run down her chin. "Come to mama." She moans as her hand erases the spit on her chin. Grabbing the food Lucy situates herself on the counter and eats what she can. Her gallon of milk next to her, and the three liter bottles of Fanta, Sprite, and Mountain Dew. Gulping down a fourth of the milk after she eats the box of Nutter Butters Lucy starts on the chips. Her small fist pounds on her chest as a loud belch interrupts her feast.

"L-Lucy!" Aries cries fling herself onto the blonde, Lucy ends up banging her head against the set of cabinets above her. Lucy's eyes roll back and her body drops to the ground, letting out a horrified shout Aries is quick to go to the top floor and barge into her Boss' office. Tears streaming down her face, I killed my friend! Oh no, oh no, oh no!

"Boss! L-L-L-L-Lucy is dead! I-I-I didn't mean to!" Aries falls to the ground shuddering and sobbing, "sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry!" The group of friends look up, with a raised eyebrow.

Levy laughs and untangles herself from Gajeel's arms, "Lucy's not dead Aries, she's probably suffering TFAS."

Looking up, Aries tilts her head hope shining in her irises. "TFAS?"

With a grin Loke answers, "The Fatass Syndrome. Look." Loke asks Natsu to make the footage of the kitchen full screen and he does.

The group watches as Lucy's mouth moves up and down as she pours two soda bottles in it, and munches on the bag of chips. Soda running from the sides of her cheeks, and her hair swimming in the ocean of the delicious drinks. When the bottles and the bag is empty, they drop to the floor and she just lies their eyes closed with a drunken smile.

"What—"

Laughing Laxus shuts Aries up, "this is what we call Drunk in Food."

"BABY! I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME INTO THE SUNSEEEEET!" Lucy bounces up, spinning, and then slipping on the wet ground land on her face. "EAT FOOD TILL OUR HEARTS MEEEEELT!" She sings, turning her body around so she faces the ceiling. "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY TALK TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY TALK TO MEEEEEE!" Jumping up Lucy rips off her blouse exposing her sports bra. Punching the air, and kicking it she ends up slipping and hitting the ground once more.

"YOU BIIIIIIIITCH! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA HIT ME LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU KNOW WOMEN'S RIGHTS DON'T BELONG TO WOMEN, THEY BELONG TO BUNNIES!" Laughing evilly, she punches the air, "OH SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DODGE AWAY FROM THE LUCY NO-LAST-NAME!" Punching the air, and kicking for five more minutes, she falls and hits her bum against the tiled ground.

"Okay..." panting, she makes a cross with her fingers, "BEGONE BITCH!"

One second passes.

Another.

A third.

"WHOOOOOOOO!" She shouts running in circles, arms raised "I EXCORCISED THE BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Sitting down on the counter, she swings her legs. Frowning she glares at her sports bra, letting out a slight growl. "Whoever made you hated women, you asshole! How the bubble-nuggets could this happen? You like to hurt Bob and Bobby?" Picking her breasts up, she kisses the top of each one. "It's okay baby, mommy loves you—"

And with that her body falls to the floor, as soft snores escape her.

Laughing the gang looks away from the screen, glad that normal was back.

Well...as normal as it could get with a Lucy and a mafia.


Lol.

This was just a funny chappie to get over that dark stuff!

Omfg, i'm not sure if i said this to my fellow muslims yet but HAPPY EID!

Bruh omg i burned myself! I was making tea and picking up the tags, i forgot on of the stoves had just been shut causing me to burn myself when i touched it!

GUUUUUUUUYS THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! AND WHATEVER HAPPENS WITH MINERVA WILL BE REVEALED LATER, LOL, I DON'T PLAN MY CHAPTERS!

Idk, i would say I love you guys, but id, it feels fake so imma say you guys are awesome!

Read, n Review!

OMFG WAIT! ID ANYONE LISTEN TO SORRY NOT SORRY BY DEMI? THAT'S MY SHIIIIIIIT! ALONG WITH JUKE JAM BY CHANCE!

ANYHARLEY,

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OKAY, SO I STARTED WRITING A STORY ON WATTPAD, AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WANTED TO READ IT? MY ACCOUNT IS HerKingnessty!

And the story is called The Wrong Girl.

It's not fanfic btw.

I don't want it to sound like I'm promoting myself - lol, jk. I AM! XD

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