A/N: Jonathon Sayer as Joly. If you don't know who he is, look up The Play that Goes Wrong!

LIVING ROOM

Joly and Lesgles are sitting on the couch, watching something on their laptop. They are sitting next to Claqseous. Bahorel enters.

Bahorel: Hey guys…(Looks at Claqseous) What's he doing here?

Lesgles: We've only slammed the door on one of the Patron Minette Gang in Episode three. We need a reason to kick another one out of the house.

Bahorel: So…you invited him solely for that purpose?

Claqseous: Eh, it's screen time.

Bahorel: Okay then…(looks at laptop screen.) What are you guys watching?

Joly: It's the newest music video by Voctave. These guys are sensational. I mean, listen to their harmonies!

Joly hands Bahorel his ear bud. Bahorel listens for five seconds.

Bahorel: Whoa…I think my ears just came.

Joly: Perfectly normal reaction.

Claqseous: Meh…I like Pentatonix better.

Lesgles: There it is.

Lesgles and Joly get up from their seat, pull Claqseous up by his shirt and shove him out the door.

Claqseous: Thanks guys! This was fun…

Lesgles slammed the door shut.

Bahorel: Huh…so are we hating on Pentatonix now?

Joly: Not necessarily hating them exactly. It's just that Voctave isn't as popular as Pentatonix is, and we just think that Voctave's songs are better.

Bahorel: Well, let's see some of their videos then!

Lesgles: Grab the popcorn! We've been binge-watching these since 7am this morning!

Bahorel: There's that many videos?

Lesgles: No. They've been on repeat at least three different times now. They're just that good.

Bahorel: Oh…

OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR

Eponine and Combeferre walk up to the front stoop, having just returned from their little excursion.

Eponine: Okay, so we both agree then that that place was a huge mistake?

Combeferre: Yep. Who would've thought that that particular hotel was legitimately on the US/Canadian border?

Eponine: And that our bed was literally divided by a line of paint. I couldn't go down on you without having to go through some forms.

Combeferre: Yeah it didn't exactly help the fact that the border patrol guy was in the room either.

Eponine: Yeah. Eh, we've been in weirder situations than this.

Combeferre: Just another weekend with the Amis. (Eponine goes to open the front door.) Hey, Ponine. (Eponine turns back to him.) Um…I was just thinking…

Eponine: Yeah?

Combeferre: Something that just…stuck with me back during the Disney World Contest at the hotel. Back when I said that were just sleeping together, not really dating.

Eponine: (Looking down.) Oh…yeah?

Combeferre: Well, it got me to thinking…would there really be a bad side to us dating?

Eponine: What do you mean?

Combeferre: Well, ColonelTravis1836 had said to me that he was planning to make this the season finale since he needs time and energy to focus on his last semester of college. So…we obviously need some kind of a cliffhanger to keep our fans/followers hanging for another *cough* few months.

Eponine: Well, you do know that the studio has other shows that star us right?

Combeferre: Oh yeah. Right now, Titanic: Lost in the Valley of the Night is undergoing some editing right now. But there's also the sequel to that, and most recently, that story of us about the Alamo: From the Barricades to the Mission.

Eponine: Oh! You mean the one without me, or Bahorel, or Prouvaire, or Gavroche?

Combeferre: Hey! Tell that to Victor Hugo! He killed you three off before the final assault even began.

Eponine: Shameless plugs aside…to answer your question, well, no I don't really see any bad side to us dating. We're already physically compatible, we watch shows together. Okay. Why not!

Combeferre: So…we're official?

Eponine: Hold on, one sec! (Eponine takes out her cellphone and changes her Facebook status.) Now, it's official!

Eponine and Combeferre kiss to the sound of a cheering audience.

Combeferre: Let's go tell the others!

Eponine and Combeferre open the front door. There they find the entire group huddled around the laptop.

Prouvaire: These guys are amazing! They need to have their own Disney Movie!

Combeferre: Guys! Eponine and I are-

The Rest of the Group: SHUT UP!

They continue to watch Voctave.

Audience applauds.

The Les Amis take their bows.e