Disclaimer: *rifles though legal papers* GASP I don't own him GASP

Dedicated to FenrirSS for reviewing. It means a lot to me. As far as correlating to the real ones, they might, but most will be completely original

Rule Three

The happiest people act like no one is watching.

Mulch raised the swiped LEP card up to the scanner of the OPs booth. The doors hissed open, and what he saw stopped him in his tracks. Foaly was doing a line dance. It couldn't really be considered dancing, as he could keep upright for more than five seconds at a time. Mulch backed out slowly. Koboi could wait. He needed a recorder. Now.

Juliet was bouncing on the fluffy bed, with her headphone again, bobbing her head to the beat. She jumped around the bed until she slipped onto the carpet, breathing hard but still laughing.

Holly was the last one to leave her shift, and was relived to finally get the paperwork done. Her favorite song came on over the radio, and before she checked to see who as watching, she strummed along to a invisible air guitar. She didn't really care if Major Vein walked in on the night shift. It was fun.

Artemis smiled as he watched them. Juliet was like a sister to him. He not only saw the smiles on everyone's face, but the frame in her room. It said Dance Like No Body Is Watching. He remembered getting her that for her birthday. He put headphones in his ears, and didn't bother blocking all of the LEP cameras in his room. There was a reason dance had been around for so long. It was fun. How he knew that, he would never tell anyone.

No1 was doing something Artemis told him to do on a boring day: Shake up a bunch of Mud Man soda bottles and put them outside Qwans bedroom and see what happens. When he saw the result, he rolled off his bed laughing. He had to walk around for a bit rubbing his fce to stop laughing, and he must look like a fool, but it was worth it. Rule number three flashed to his mind. The happiest people act like no one is watching.

Rule three!

This is probably the rule me and my friends follow the most.

PC: : What are you talking about?

2wh: umm.. last day of school and our outfits ring a bell?

PC: oh. that. suits are comfortable!

2wh: I know, I was wearing one too.

Bowtie: Well, I recall the picture of us in the yearbook

Nerds: …

Fignewton: It was crazy day!

*everyone snickers