Disclaimer: Me no owney Arty
Dedicated to all the reviewers! You make my heart smile
A/N Thanks for the suggestion, I will be using rule #40 as one of my reviewers has suggested. I think it's a great idea. This one is not one of Gibbs rules
Rule four
If you have to say something, think about what you are going to say first
Holly threw the evil eye at Mulch, who had found a bag of fruit under his desk. It was a late night, and they were both hungry but he wasn't in the mood to share. Artemis was giving her a lecture in the ear, but she had stopped listening. She really needed something to eat. She put the phone down on the table, with Artemis listening, and walked over to Mulch.
"Just. Give . Me. A. Date."
Artemis about had a heart attack on the other end of the line.
Holly rolled her eyes as she munched the fruit to calm Artemis down. she really wanted to know who would name a fruit a date.
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Artemis was worried. Koboi was on the loose, and definitely in Ireland, so he had cause to be worried. He had Myles and Becket carry phones on them, and thanks to bad wording, they almost gave him a heart attack. They didn't come home from school one day, so he called them.
Myles picked up his phone. He had a friend, Mark Daeth, and they had a project they had to finish together in science. Artemis called when he was stepping in the house.
His answer:
"I'm at Daeth's door.
What Artemis heard:
"I'm at deaths door. "
A call to butler later, a mind wipe, and panic attack later, Artemis sat down with his brother and taught him rule number four: If you have to say something, think about what you're going to say first.
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Yeah, I know, it was bad, so I'm totally open to suggestions. I am completely ware that the bad pun alert is going off. Sorry.