Most of these out takes will take place in season 1. This story arc is set after the events in Emancipation.

Chapter 4- What time is it? part one

'Danieljackson', the alien rumbled from the corridor.

The archeologist in question jumped on the stool that he was seated at. He snapped his head around to look at the Jaffa hovering at the door. For such a big guy, Teal'c could sure sneak up on people.

'May I enter?' the alien asked quietly, dark eyes sweeping the cluttered work bench that comprised seven eights of the furniture in the young man's office. The Jaffa was still very hesitant to be in the presence of his learned colleague. Dr. Jackson's willingness to at least be civil to him astounded and humbled him. If the situations were reversed, and it was the young archeologist who had stolen his wife, the warrior had serious doubts that he could conduct himself with such mercy and compassion.

Daniel removed his glasses to give them a much needed polish with the end of his shirt.

'T'eal'c!' he cried in exasperation. 'How many times do I have to tell you that you don't have to ask for permission?'

And as if to underline this point, Jack sauntered into the office without as much as a pause in his step. 'I'm starving. Let's go for cake.'

'O'Neill,' the Jaffa said in relief that more reinforcements had arrived. He temporarily put away the guilt he felt for his role in the loss of Jackson's wife. 'I believe there is a problem. Captain Carter is behaving in a most peculiar manner.'

The quest for cake was forgotten as the three of them stepped towards each other without even thinking.

'Peculiar as in geeky scientist peculiar?' Jack inquired, 'because to be honest only about five other people on THIS planet know what she is talking about half the time and I am not one of them.'

Daniel crossed his arms across his chest, 'this we know.'

The Colonel narrowed his eyes and shot the doctor an evil look, not sure if he had been insulted or not.

Their companion proceeded to give an account of his strange experience with the woman.

'It was then that she started arguing most loudly,' he concluded, 'and threw her writing materials in the rubbish container. She then ordered me to leave her presence.'

Teal'c proud shoulders slumped with this admission; his little Jaffa heart obviously crushed at Sam's uncharacteristic burst of temper.

Daniel and Jack exchanged looks. It took a lot to push Sam's buttons. Daniel waved his hands in an 'after you' gesture and the two men hurried after their colleague who was already half way down the corridor.

The alien was holding the elevator for the humans and they all clambered inside. However, they stood in silence as the elevator also contained half of SG-11 on their way to the infirmary.

Teal'c turned to face his teammates standing next to him, 'O'Neill, what does time of the month mean?'

Jack's mouth dropped open in horror as he stood frozen by the question.

'Oh HELL no!' he yelped, hitting the elevator button repeatedly, indicating that he wanted to go back down to the safety of the previous level.

Dr. Jackson rolled his eyes.

'Jack!' he scolded, batting the man's hands away from the control panel. 'A person would think that you were never married.'

Sg-11 snickered quietly as Daniel and Jack staggered around struggling in the elevator. The Jaffa widened his stance and folded his hands automatically behind his back, trying to make sense of this display. As much as he respected O'Neill, once he drew breath he would not allow Dr. Jackson to be injured by anyone. Teal'c quickly realized that the two men were not engaged in actual battle as the Colonel was quite capable of subduing the academic with just a twist of his wrist.

'If you LADIES would excuse us,' the leader of SG-11 smirked, 'this is our floor.'

As the two men exited with a burst of raucous laughter, Teal'c arched a delicate eyebrow.

'Hey wait for me!' Jack yelled at the backs of the airmen as he strained against Daniel's grip.

Teal'c settled the disagreement by quietly depressing the floor button. The male members of SG-1 resumed their journey to the science labs.