Yeah, sorry about the slow update, but I don't update on Sundays, and I was watching men in tights! (robin Hood) Possibly the most funny movie ever. Go Youtube it. I sad over the lack of reviews from the last one though…the more reviews the faster I update. It's a vicious circle

Disclaimer:

Paperclip chick: 2wh, you don't own AF

2wh: I don't? *surprised*

2wh: *speaks into walkie-talkie* Fignewton? The guy in the trunk? The one tied up?

FN: Yeah. The one in the suit?

2wh: Better let him go.

….

Rule 11: A job is never done. Its only done when you decide to finish it, and nobody else wants to finish it.

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Holly was snorting into her coffee cup, and almost choked on the liquid. After Artemis's mind-wipe, Foaly had started dancing classes. Holly "Accidentally" let it slip to caballine, and she used one of Artemis's rules against Foaly. It was his own fault, he taught her the rules. Holly had a lot of sick leave, so she decided the most productive way to spend it is to watch through the glass. With a video camera. Foaly was hopeless at line dancing, but at least he didn't have to wear dance shoes. On the other hand, in TAP, you had too…

Actually a more productive way to spend her time would be to dial 9-1, then wait to dial the last one. Wait, you have to dial 9 to get out of the building, so it would be 9-9-1, the wait to dial the last one.* It would call the hospitals. They would need to be waiting with bandages. for the people with were stepped on by Foaly, wacked be Foaly, or got the wind knocked out of him or her when his show flew off and nailed them in the stomach.

After three near fatalities, four real fatalities, ten people with broken bones, five with internal bleeding , and six people with concussions, and a new fear of donkeys, ( and that was just the kick line ) Foaly decided he would not go to dance class anymore. He had already paid for the month though..

"NO" said Holly.

"Pretty pretty please with a CH4 (g)+2O2 (g) on top?

"Absolutely not. I am not a dancing fairy."

"YOURE nOt OnE! I SenT MulTIPLE Fairies to the HOSPITAL! Beat that!"

"No."

"Rule eleven?"

"I don't want to finish it."

"…."

Two days later….

"Holly, I don't see why putting me in a blindfold is necessary."

"Don't worry Mulch. Remember that favor you owe Foaly. It's about to be repaid, and he will SO owe you one."

"Why am I scared?"

…..

Artemis was attempting to teach Myles and Beckett to fly a plane.

It was not going well.

"Pretty colors…"

"Arty, what does this button do?"

Artemis was close to just quitting. Myles was actually doing quite well, but beckett was a bit more of a challenge. Figures. He decided five minutes in it would be best to wear a bulletproof vest and a parachute even though they weren't taking off. Beckett ha almost shot himself with the flare gun twice now. Holly had volunteered top teach them, but he didn't want to be an only child again. That option looked actually appeasing now. He was reaching for his phone, when it vibrated. He had a text. He opened it and read it. It was from his father.

Rule Eleven Arty.

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Review! *peer pressure*

Yeah! We are in the double digits! Only forty more to go! *Thinks about how depressing that sounds*

*Kudos to whoever gets where that came from.*

watch robin hood: men in tights!

feel free to review with suggestions. I will take them. I can only use my own stupidity to writ these stories for so long.