Answering reviews (Yes I do, just not every rule, maybe every three)

Classified person: Wow. I'm honored you think so highly of me, unless you were being sarcastic. I'll try to keep it up to your expectations.

Ijustcantchoose: Don't worry. In the AF files, it says Foaly took up line dancing, and it came out after EC but before OD, when he was mind-wiped. No, he was not mind-wiped agin, unless you count the one from the TTP on little Artemis. If Colfer mind-wipes him in the last book, I will be making a short visit to his house with a homemade neutrino.

TheOKgirlie: Glad you liked it. Please don't send me the hospital bill

saberstorm: In this rule, it involves lawyers as a joke for the people who watch NCIS, but psychiatrists…you may have come up with rule thirteen…

Dedicated to Justin ***** and his mom. Thanks for the shirt!

Disclaimer: Just don't even ask

rule twelve: If you are going to date a co-worker, leave the dating, kissing, drama and fights at the door, don't let it interfere with your work, and make sure it isn't a lawyer.

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P.S I am an A/H shipper…

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Holly and Artemis found Foaly in a heap hiding beneath a blanket in the OPs booth.

"Get up Foaly. What's wrong this time? Did your computer spontaneously combust?"

"NO. You aren't funny, you know."

Artemis stayed out of it. Holly, while violent, was better than him about comforting people.

"Well, what happened?"

"Well, caballine exiled me from the house last night for a few days."

"Wha…why?"

"I tried teaching mayne to cook. When she wasn't home."

"How many things blew up?"

Artemis decided to step in. He could relate to bad cooking more than holly could. at least she didn't have to call the fire department every time she tried making a peanut butter and jelly. There was a reason the twins would wake up Butler every time they wanted something to eat, instead of just asking him, when he was already in the kitchen.

"Foaly?"

"Yes?"

" Don't feel too bad. I made mulch a sandwich once…"

"It didn't even qualify as a sandwich" Interrupted Holly.

"And your wife doesn't even have the code to the OP booth, so you can hide out in here for a few years if necessary. " He finished lamely.

"What happened?" asked Holly.

" Nothing big. I was teaching him how to microwave soup….and I kind of gave him the wrong instructions."

"What did you tell him to do?"

"Nothing way out of the rule book. But the end result ended in the slushie man never coming down our street again, a science teacher wanting a video of what happened to demonstrate in his own classroom*, and a really good headline for the three o clock news. Oh, and Mayne and I had to jump out the window to survive."

Artemis looked guilty for a minute, while Holly almost choked with withheld laughter.

"So that's why Cabbaline is mad at you?"

"Yeah, that and the fact her sculpture that she had to have done by today was in the apartment."

Holly dint really know what to say, because he wasn't married. she looked to Artemis.

"Didn't rule twelve deal with dating?"

Artemis looked uncomfortable. "Yes, but it wouldn't help the situation."

Foaly looked up. He had forgotten rule twelve. He could only write so much on his hoof.

"What was it again?"

" If you are going to date a co-worker, leave the dating, kissing, drama and fights at the door, don't let it interfere with your work, and make sure it isn't a lawyer. "

"Yeah. you're right. That doesn't have anything to do with my situation."

"Well, actually it does."

"How?"

Caballine isn't your co-worker. You CAN bring in the dating, drama, fights, drama fights, complaints about lawyers, drama queen lawyers, complaints about a pair of dating lawyers who bring drama into the contracts, and anything else."

Holly grinned. "A loophole!"

Foaly looked up curiously. "What do you have against lawyers?" **

"Ark Sool was a lawyer."***

"ah."

"I would start by writing a I'm sorry card. But make it a hologram. NO crayons."

"I'm not two years old, Fowl."

"Remember my birthday card?"

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Artemis and Holly walked out of the OPs booth after calling Caballine to try to let Foaly help clean up. Artemis had no idea why she was so mad. He and Holly walked down the hallway together.

"Do you know, ever regret not having a girlfriend or something?"

Artemis thought about it. "Yes, a little, but I obviously can't go blurting the secret of the People to every girl I meet, and if I keep the secret too long, she would probably break up with me."

Holly thought about that. "Well, didn't you convince me to follow you're rules?"

"…yeah.."

"And don't you follow Butlers rules?"

"Mostly."

"What's his rule number twelve?"

"Never date a co-worker."

"If I checked the LEP employment database, would I find you?

"…No….."

"Well, I think you found a n answer to your problem."

"WAIT!...what's that supposed to mean?

Yeah, due to the adrenaline rush from that minor moment, and the fact I really need to get caught up on school work, and the fact it was long, imp only writing one part. its hard trying to update everyday but Sunday. Please review with suggestions for rules (There's fifty one) or just stupid things you hear in hope I can form it into a story, or just a weird prompt like:

HOLY COW! A COLORBLIND BULL!

there might be something to work with that actually….

anyway, ciao!

*Yeah, true story. We have a science teacher who keeps blowing up his room. He takes experiments from the mythbusters and tries them out in his room..fireballs from methane bubbles etc

**Sorry if you are a lawyer, no offence, this is an NCIS or pearls before swine joke, depending on how you look at it.

*** I don't know if he really was, but he seems like he would be