AN: The long awaited (by me anyways) sleepover. Hope you all like where I went with it.

Chapter 70

"So you ready to tell me what happened at the sleepover yet?" Blaine asked.

Kurt groaned and buried his head in Blaine's shoulder. "I guess. I probably should. So we had dinner and then we were doing hair and nails and all of that. Then we watched a couple musicals but Santana and Quinn got bored of listening to Rachel sing along with the movies. So…"

"This party is lame Berry. Let's do something fun." Santana said, looking up from where she was filing her nails.

Rachel huffed and turned off the television. "Fine Santana. What is your idea of fun?" She turned white before adding. "And nothing illegal or that would get us in trouble if someone found out."

Santana rolled her eyes. "How are we supposed to have any fun with that kind of restriction?" Rachel just raised her eyebrows and didn't answer.

Brittany spoke up. "Let's play Truth or Dare."

"Honestly" Kurt commented with a roll of his eyes "if it had been anyone else to suggest it, we wouldn't have played. But none of us know how to say no to that girl."

Blaine laughed, nodding in agreement. Kurt continued his story. "So we did a few rounds of it. I did dare once and they made me put mustard on my face. Do you have any idea how much moisturizing I'm going to have to do to make up for that?" Kurt shook his head and fingered his face a bit where the mustard had been.

Blaine reached over and kissed the patch of skin. "Feels fine to me."

Kurt smiled. "Whatever. So I wasn't willing to do dare anymore and you know what a bad liar I am.

"Truth or dare Hummel." Santana asked, glaring over at him.

Kurt sighed. "Truth."

Santana perked up. Tapping her finger on her chin, she said. "Well, I'd ask if you and the hobbit were having sex yet but I'd say it's fairly obvious that's a yes. Tell me, Hummel, do you and him get kinky in the sheets?"

Kurt's face turned a bright red. It was answer enough for Santana and she cackled. Quinn stifled her own giggle and Mercedes and Rachel stared, shocked. Kurt looked down, completely embarrassed. Tina nudged his shoulder and gave him a comforting smile when he looked up.

"Oh babe, I'm so sorry. That had to be so terrible." Blaine said, rubbing his hand on Kurt's back.

Kurt shook his head. "It got worse. We got bored of that and started playing Never Have I Ever. Everyone else did silly things like 'Never have I dyed my hair' or 'left the country' but then came Satan. Again."

Santana smirked over at Kurt as she said. "Never have I ever used bondage during sex."

She put down a finger of her own, completely unashamed. Brittany did as well, smiling as she had no idea that it might be something to be embarrassed about. Kurt put down a finger as well, blushing furiously again. Tina turned red herself as she put a finger down. Mercedes and Quinn laughed at their blushing faces.

Then it was Brittany's turn. "Never have I ever taken orders during sex."

She put a finger down herself. Santana turned to look at her. "Britt, you are supposed to say something you've never done."

Brittany looked back at her. "But I've done everything I can think of. Besides you said the bondage thing and we just did that last week. So I don't see why I can't say something I've done too. And you need to put your finger down."

Santana blushed a bit and put a finger down, glaring at the rest of them to prevent them from laughing. In the distraction, Kurt and Tina had both managed to escape unnoticed.

"Well, at least that wasn't so bad. And you had Tina for company right?" Blaine said hesitantly.

Kurt glared at him. "It was still really embarrassing. And then I may have done something mean." Kurt looked down as he continued his story.

Kurt glared at Santana as his turn came around. "Never have I ever gotten a boob job because of my insecurities."

Santana gave him an evil look before standing up from the circle. "This is stupid. I'm going to get something to eat."

Santana fled the room and Brittany turned to Kurt. "I thought dolphins were nice."

"Kurt." Blaine said disappointedly.

Kurt looked down. "I know, I know. But it's how we talk to each other and I apologized right away."

Kurt sighed as Brittany gave him sad eyes. He stood up from the circle and went down to the kitchen where Santana was sitting at the table, head down. He pulled out a chair and sat carefully. "Look, Santana, I'm sorry about that. I know how sensitive you are about that whole…operation."

Santana looked up from the table and Kurt saw that she was smirking and didn't look at all upset. "I knew you would follow me down here. So you and the hobbit have been getting dirty huh?"

Kurt stood up and glared at her. "Dang it Santana. That is none of your business."

He moved to walk away but Santana reached out and grabbed his arm. She pulled him down and he sat, wincing a bit at the harsh seating on his still-sore butt. "Calm down Porcelain. You really think I'm going to make fun of you? Britt and I have been exploring the less-than-vanilla side of sex for ages now."

Kurt crinkled his nose. "You really think I want to hear about what you and Brittney do with each other?"

Santana rolled her eyes. "Look, I'm being serious here. Give me a minute."

Kurt looked into Santana's eyes and saw a deep degree of seriousness there. He nodded. "Fine. You can have a minute."

"Based on my observations of how you and Blaine interact, along with the fact that you have been wincing and shifting in your seat all night, I'm going to guess that he is the dominant one. Right?" Santana said with a lowered voice, face completely serious.

Kurt turned bright red. "I-I don't know what you mean." He tried, voice stuttering a bit.

Santana gave him a look. "I'll take that as a yes. Look, you two are being safe right?"

Kurt shook his head, leaning back. "I don't think this is any of your business."

Santana grabbed his hand. "Come on Kurt. I'm asking as a friend who has been experimenting with these kinds of things for years. He isn't doing anything you don't want or overstepping boundaries. You have safewords right?"

"Oh my god. Santana! Stop. We-we're safe. Okay?" Kurt said, face completely engulfed in redness.

Santana nodded. "Good. Because if not, I'd have to go take down the hobbit and I know you would just hate that."

Kurt smiled. "Thanks for caring."

Santana smirked. "I have no idea what you are talking about."

The two sat in silence for a moment before Santana asked. "So how's the sex?"

"Santana!"

AN: So yeah. I love Santana and had to bring her in. Hope you all were able to follow the formatting for this chapter. Please review.