Hello gents! God I am so sorry it's been so long. Allow me to make a couple excuses. My brother went absolutely morally bonkers and is now in jail. School has been the pits, and my parents and I haven't really been going straight, oh and I broke my foot. Sorry for yammering but here ya go. Ii know I'll probably lose reviews or readers because of this and I'm sorry but here you go.

*Hogsmeade-Madame Malkins*

Nike's POV

This was how I was going to die. Suffocated by the amounts of dresses Lily had just dumped on me. And if this wasn't enough, I think someone is sitting on me, can't really be certain though. Now as my life is flashing before my eyes, I realize I had brought this on myself. Why did I ask Lily to dress shop with me? What was I thinking? Suddenly I felt the weight pressing down on me get lighter,

And then-izard god be praised I saw a beam of light through the masses of cloth. I surged forward like a mighty whale-and landed on my face with the grace of a ballerina. I stood up and found myself shoulder to face (Piss of, I'm tall) with Lily.

Now as you know red-heads are famous for being fiery, Lily was no exception, in fact I think she is the cause of the stereotype. Currently, she was furious. "Shit." Then I ran. After getting my long legs tangled up again, falling and getting back up, I ended up in the men's section. As luck would have it Remus and James were picking up dress robes. "Hello gent, please save me!" Lily was hot on my tail and James, being the absolute numb skull he is, pushed my right into her waiting arms.

He gazed at her in love and admiration that was absolutely sickening. "Lily-pad! I helped you! You are eternally indebted to me! Be my girlfriend?" Honestly, I would love to have my own James-unconditional love and all that rot. However the she-demon spat "Piss off!" and walked away, dragging me by the hair. "Leggo you wanker! REMUS HELP ME!" Remus looked at me with mock-pity "Sorry child, I'm afraid I do want to live to graduate." I was drug back into the ladies section before I could reply.

Lily unceremoniously dumped me in a changing room and shoved three dresses in with me. "Try these on." Me, in all my righteous anger came up with a cutting retort "Go try yourself on!" dear god somehow Lily had made this day wretched. I must get chocolate!

I tried on her bloody dresses. I found one I liked and we headed off. We passed Sirius getting drug into Madame Puddifoots by some Hufflepuff whore. What the hell is a Hufflepuff? We spent the rest of the day with Alice and Ella stocking up on chocolate and licorice wands.

I don't know how Lily can eat chocolate frogs. It moves! Why the hell would you eat it?

*Random POV- Back at Hogwarts*

The Marauders, Alice, Ella, Lily and Nike all sat in the common room. Lily had agreed to be there if James wouldn't annoy her. Sirius, Alice and Nike were currently pillow fighting over the last Fizzing Whisbee, James was reading a quidditch strategy book, Lily and Remus were playing chess and Peter and Ella was placing bets on the candy war.

Nike was currently trying to get Sirius in a head-lock and screaming "I'll kill you bitches!" Sirius was laughing and fighting off Nike and Alice was trying to sneak eat the Whisbee. All other students were cowering in fear.

*next day-breakfast*

The Marauders sat huddled at the end of the table. The girls were discussing the "adorableness" of Alice and her boyfriend Frank. Suddenly a loud bang and then the Slytherins were covered in green slime. Then they began to smoke and the slime fell away to reveal them all, only they weren't humans anymore. They had all turned into something that looked like half toad and half snake.

Professor McGonagall stormed up to the four boys and shrieked "Detention!" They still smiled and high fives were given all round. Then Aunt Minnie marched up to her niece and frowned disapprovingly "Nike, I KNOW you were a part of this. Detention for you as well." Lily stood up "Professor, she wouldn't do that!" Nike stared at Lily "Lils, be quiet!"

McGonagall walked away and Lily just stared at Nike. Nike then had to endure Lily's lectures for the rest of the day until her detention.

*Detention*

Sirius' POV

If Filch ran Hogwarts, there wouldn't be a Hogwarts. It would be a torture chamber with people with no thumbs walking about. Thank god I'll be out of here before Filch's wretched little kitten grows up. It has red eyes! RED F****ING EYES!

So here we are, cleaning, in the trophy room. Remy is grumbling that we got him in trouble again. I scooted closer to Nike. "So you come here often?" she started to bat her eyelashes "No, I'm in angel!"

I snorted at that one. "So where are you from originally?" I asked. She always addressed us as "You english" Her accent was mostly like ours but with a little Scottish twang. Honestly it was adorable. "Well I was born in Scotland but since my parents were curse breakers we moved around a lot. The longest we stayed as in London for two years. When my parents died I inherited the McGonagall castle in Scotland. I haven't even seen it yet though."

I stared at her "You live in a freaking castle?" She nodded. "You guys should come over the summer. Aunt Minnie stays here so it's just me." All the Marauders said yes.

Nike suddenly decided that to pass the time, we were going to do a sing-along. And so we started in a rendition of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles, the greatest band ever. After a while Flitwick burst in yelling something about animal cruelty saw it was us and left. What did that bugger mean our voices were beautiful, especially mine.

Sorry it wasn't to funny. It was a bit of a filler and I wasn't feeling to uppity today. Please review 3- Regan