A/N: Aha... Didn't think I would make this multi-chapter, but it is now. This is officially a drabble~ Don't worry, if it's bad, it will only waste 10 seconds of your life this time. -Vari
Cheers to everyone who reviewed for the first offense. Triple cheers to Yuuki who gave me the idea. Thank you!
Sawada Tsunayoshi insisted on talking to an utterly irritated Hibari Kyouya about "important matters." Unable to comprehend the words spurring out of him, Hibari interrupted half way through his rant...
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"What are you blabbing on about, Tsunayoshi?"
"I said I bought this chubby hamster yesterday in a pet store. It was so helplessly adorable and it reminded me of you."
"…"
" So I named him Kyouya! Isn't that a great name?"
"…"
"Eh, what's wrong Kyouya? I don't like that look in your ey-""
"How. Dare. You. Compare. Me. To. A. Hamster. "
"What are you talking about? I-"
"You insinuated that I am an herbivore. This is unacceptable. Prepare to be bitten to death."
"Ehh-h?!?! You're not letting me finish my senten-!"
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All he wanted to do was brag about his new pet.