They say that baseball is America's sport,
But right now with me, it's coming up short.
See, the players couldn't hit
When they came up to bat
Messed up Fox's schedule,
Left the ratings flat.
Doesn't really matter
Cause this episode was great.
Pull up a chair
And I'll elaborate.
Foreman's the new boss man
Much to House's surprise
Started going back to basics
And began cracking wise
But it's been a year
Since House was on the scene
Gone is Diagnostics
At PPTH, things have gotten lean.
House doesn't get big money
His office is really small
Someone else has his white board
Where is his ball(-y) ?
Tries to get the board back,
But some old lady gives him sass
And some young doctor
Throws a 'cripple' out on his ass.
He finds his old sofa
Tries to steal it away
House is really smart,
But not on this day.
Wiggles and wriggles
To get it out thru the door
JUST TURN IT SIDEWAYS!
Why didn't he think of that before?
His old team is gone,
His new one chirps like a bird
But she's smart and angry
Knows how and when to be heard.
If House and Park
Hope to get along
She'll have to find her voice
And make sure it's both loud and strong.
Wilson, you proved once again,
(And this made many happy)
That when romanced by House
You turn weak and sappy.
You couldn't do it,
Couldn't turn him away
You'll be best friends
'Till your dying day.
What of the brilliant mind,
With really great sneakers?
He's turning up the volume,
So stand away from the speakers.
He's back at home,
Medical mysteries he seeks
How does it fall into place?
We'll find out in the coming weeks.