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Girl Tips
Tip #5 (by Jason Grace): Never call a girl ugly, even if you're just joking or being sarcastic.
-Ex: Piper came out of her walk-in closet. "Does this dress look good enough to go to Clarisse's engagement party? Do I look pretty in it?"
Jason said sarcastically, "No, you look ugly in it."
Piper ran in the closet to look in the full length mirror. "Oh gods, you're right."
Jason yelled, "Piper, I was kidding. You look wonderful."
Tip #6 (by Percy Jackson): When a girl picks out a pretty ring, you better buy it behind her back for a present.
-Ex: Percy and Annabeth are in Macy's. "Percy, come look at this pretty ring!" Annabeth says excitedly. He walks over and sees it, nodding his agreement. "Will you buy it for me?"
Percy shook his head. "I don't have the money babe. I'm sorry."
Annabeth sighed. "It's okay." She went to look at something.
Percy said to the cashier. "Now, I want to buy that." When the girl rang it up, he handed over the money; he slipped it into one of the shopping bags he was holding.
Three weeks later, he gives it to Annabeth; she takes it, all surprised and everything. "Aw, thank you!" Then she proceeds to make out with Percy.
Tip #7 (by Leo Valdez): Be yourself. If you agree with everything, they're going to catch on and call you a "fucking liar".
-Ex: When Leo first met Piper, he was hitting on her. "So tell me about yourself," Leo said.
Piper said, "Okay… Well, my favorite color's green."
Leo said, "Me too!"
"My favorite food is broccoli."
"Mine too!"
"My favorite movie is 17 Again."
"Mine as well!"
"A turn-off is a fucking liar that agrees with you so he'll get laid." Leo's face turned red.
Tip #8 (by Connor Stoll): There are a few things you never say to a girl such as: I totally agree with you; this house is dirty; make me a sandwich. Phrase One- It's gay and… just read Tip #7. Phrase Two- It's dirty? Most of the time, she's working hard, and it's your fault. Phrase three- Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.
-Ex: Do we really need one? No? Cool then.
Tip #9 (by Nico di Angelo): If you're going to flirt, don't use a cheesy pickup line.
-Ex: Leo's over there; Nico's spying on his fail.
Leo says, "Whoa. Your halo's so bright. It's blinding me." Leo… receives a slap to the face.
Out of List
Leo's fingers flickered orange with fire. "You are just pushing the limits, aren't you?"
Nico flipped his hair out of his face. "Yeah. I feel like I should though; it's fun."
Leo rolled his eyes. "Stupid."
Nico laughed. "And who knew how to defeat the giants before you? I did. Who knew about Demigod Phones before you did? I did. Who taught you how to dougie? I did. Who called you Leah in a story and got an awesome grade? I did. Who helped you with geometry? I did. And who—"
Leo's face turned the color of fire; this was not surprising because his nose and jaw were emitting flames. It made everyone, especially Percy and Jason, burst out laughing. Travis and Connor started literally rolling on the floor, clutching their stomachs.
Leo coughed loudly and announced, "Same time next week," before leaving the room.