It's Risky Business, Dr. House
On the thirty-first of October
Also known as Halloween
Risky Business rises from the pumpkin patch
For House and his team
Dr. Park may get fired
Dr. Adams goes running off rogue
House wants his mummy
Only when he does it, is it in vogue
The patient is a businessman
Who thinks it is OK
To be a bloodsucker
And send American jobs away
But he gets really sick
Before the ink is even dry
This deal doesn't stand a ghost of a chance
So he shouldn't even try
Park must have bats in her belfry
To think that she can win
A bet made with House
You should think, girl, before you begin
Dr. Adams is a good doctor
And very smart, too
But doing things without House's consent…
Did you drink some witches brew?
Dem bones in House still tell him
That it's OK to steal another's food
Park and Adams have the perfect way
Of letting him know it's rude
Some really scary people come into the clinic
That is nothing new
But being this is Halloween
You can times that by two
Now I'm ready for trick or treaters
That will come my way tonight
I will hand out the candy
And watch Risky Business with delight
Before I go I leave with you
A Scottish quote someone thought to write
"From ghoulies and ghosties
And long leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!"
Be sure to leave on a light….