Opening the door slowly, a young man stood at the door. It was Kenny, the neighbourhood whore. Unfortunately he was also Craig's friend.
His blond locks swayed infront of his big, blue eyes and his see-through nilon shirt that had missing buttons revealing his chest with great detail. He was wearing neon orange hot pants and knee-high black, leather boots with a fairly big heel. He was wearing a mixture of orange and black bracelets on both writst in different styles and shapes and he wore a big silver chain nexklace with a big letter 'K' on it. He was certainly a pimp and whore!
"What's up, bro?" Craig asked.
"Dude. You wanna have sex?" Kenny replied, looking a little insane and horny.
"Errm... I can most deffinately say.. No!" Craig replied "Your a fucked up rank A+ prostitute, dude. Your also my friend. Maybe if I somehow feel desperate and your the only one around then maybe for a little while but not now! I'm perfectly fine, thanks."
"Well that's interesting." Kenny sarcastically replied, with a grin appearing on his faced.
Suddenly Tweek ran on all fours naked upto Kenny. Tweek jumped up at him, licking his face with his human tongue. Behind him his tail wagging at a very fast speed.
"What the hell is that?" Kenny asked, stroking Tweek's bare back.
"It's my... Friend. He's in the middle of cosplaying and is naked because it was a photoshoot in the, errm, bath." Craig lied, he didn't think Kenny would fall for it but Kenyn isn't the brightest so he just wished that he would fall for it.
"Oh cool!" Kenny replied with a smile on his face.
A silence arose but soon ended when Kenny's face lit up and an idea had come to his empty mind.
Kenny bent down to Tweek and Tweek licked his face gently. Kenny smiled and stroked his head.
"Hey kitty, wanna fuck?"
"What the fuck Kenny?" Craig yelled "No! That is just wrong, he's mine anyway."
"Oh... He's yours. That's very intersting, Craig." Kenny replied, standing up slowly.
"Just leave, Kenny. Please..." Craig sighed, pointing to the door.
Kenny soon left and Craig peeped out of the window to make sure he wasn't on his garden. But Kenny wasn't. Infact, he was next door pulling a sexy pose at the front door and began to remove his clothes. Then he headed inside the house and the curtains in the kitchen suddenly closed. Craig quickly turned around and shook his head.
"I'm yours? Meow." Tweek said, sitting infront of Craig, looking at him with his huge, adorable eyes.
"Errmm...Yeah... I guess" Craig said, blushing.
"I tired. I sleep now. Meow." Tweek yawned, heading off into the room.
Craig nodded and smiled. He followed Tweek and sat on the sofa. Tweek curled in his basket and slowly fell asleep, his little purrs making Craig feel warm and happy inside.
Craig went to go and pick up his coffee but saw that it was suprisingly empty and so was Tweek's. On the edge of both cups were tongue marks and Craig smiled as he looked at Tweek.
"Night Kitten" Craig whispered, changing the TV channel to his favourite program... Red racer.