Chapter 14: "the Hawk's biggest problem"

*Back at the Fowl Manor, Laflaga was finally waking up.*

LaFlaga: "Ahh my head… what happened." *tries to move his right hand, when he realizes it has been handcuffed to the bed he's on, but only this hand is cuffed.* "Alright now I'm stumped where am I, and why the heck am I handcuffed to a VERY luxurious bed, last thing I remember is seeing earth, and being pulled in."

*Mrs. Fowl Walks in followed by Butler.*

Angeline: "Ah~ so your finally awake, you've been out of it for 5 days now, maybe you can tell me where our little arty is? Oh yes sorry about the handcuffs but butler insisted that we be safe."

Butler: "What is it that you are doing destroying the garden?"

LaFlaga: "Where am I, and I'm sorry if I destroyed your garden on a UNCONTROLED re-entry into earth's atmosphere, but there really wasn't much I could do about it. Now might I ask, are you federation or Zeon?"

Butler: "What the heck is that supposed to mean?"

LaFlaga: "You know the war between Zeon and the federation?

Angeline: "There have never been any countries I know about called that…"

LaFlaga: *Suddenly very afraid "What year is it?"

Butler: "Its 20XX why would you need to know that?"

LaFlaga: "20xx UC?"

Butler: "No 20XX AD"

LaFlaga: "That's just great, now I don't even know how far into the future or past I've gone… darn it a trip through a black hole was a horrible idea, I need to get back to my suit. Please can you let me go back to my suit and see if I can leave?"

Butler: "A Black hole, you honestly think we'll believe that?"

LaFlaga: "Oh yeah, then let me ask you, ever heard of a mobile suit?"

Angeline: "Like a business suit? Cause my son and husband are always wearing those."

LaFlaga: "No… I probably went back in time then. The thing I landed in, that's a mobile suit. To be specific it's a MS I captured from Zeon as we entered the black hole. If you would just undo this handcuff I could show you."

Angeline: *Smiling a vampiric smile worse than Artemis's at Butler* "Why don't you go undo those cruel cuffs now butler"

Butler: "Fine…" *He undo's the cuffs, and then keeps his hand on his gun incase Flaga makes any sudden movements. *

LaFlaga: "ok, please just show me to my suit and I'll be out of your hair, if I can get it moving that is."

*As they head outside, LaFlaga notices that… the entire suit is smoking, the cockpit is open, the right leg is somewhere on the side of the mountain, the left arm is near a large tree in the opposite side of the garden, and the ballute is strategically deployed, on top of the unit….* (A/N: Ballutes are supposed to deploy below the unit, so as to prevent damage when landing form atmospheric re-entry. There are few MS that can land without them and those that can, are usually Gundam models, designed to be, basically a one man army.)

LaFlaga: "Well that's just great! Looks like I won't be using this thing to fly out for at least a week."

*LaFlaga begins repairs on the suit, while butler watches him with hands on the trigger. Suddenly a loud alarm goes off in the now not smoking MS some 5 hours later. Butler is surprised by the alarm, and Flaga runs to the cockpit.*

MS AI: *Talking the same way as Emerald* "Warning, Warning, Multiple Federation Contacts Detected. Priority Message, Low Hydraulic Fluid. Priority Message, Right Leg Is Severely Damaged, Sensors Unavailable. Priority Message, Left Arm Is Severely Damaged, Sensors Unavailable. Priority Message, The Cockpit Latches Are Malfunctioning. Warning, Warning, Federation Contacts Detected."

LaFlaga: "Finally some good news!