By Any Other Name
Taub, my man, you need to grow a pair
Your sweet little daughters have more
Than your DNA to share
Sophie and Sophia are both beautiful names
But seems to me with you,
Your exes are playing games
This whole situation with anxiety is fraught
I can only imagine
What you pay in child support
This week's patient is someone's child as well
What is making him so sick
The team is trying to tell
Secrets are hidden deep in the past
If the team doesn't uncover them,
The kid won't last
Mom must open up and surprises reveal
Even if it hurts
With the truth she must deal
House is working the case and clinic duty
Dealing with crazies, holding Taub's baby….
Awww, what a cutie!
What's really on his devious, brilliant mind
Is how to once more bend the rules
So his way to Atlantic City he can find
Wilson has tickets to a boxing match
Of course House wants to go
So a plan he must hatch
The monitor on his ankle stands in his way
Will he figure out how to get what he wants?
You can't always , as Mick Jagger would say
House may have to stay at home
And watch the fight from his office
Inside his newly made pleasure dome
Won't fiddle with the ankle bracelet, he'll do what's right
Ummm…this is House we're talking about
Let's see what happens tonight