Perilous Paranoid Pranks
Lawyers ask questions
To find the answers they seek
But turnabout is fair play
In House's world this week
What seems to be extreme nerves
Turns out to be dangerous paranoia
Suspect the wife, suspect the kids
Yep, that's our man House for ya
Adams and Park find enough weapons
For the lawyer to commit nefarious deeds
While he knows the laws and his legal rights
There's more hidden than the eye can see
Chase and Taub while they work the case
Are working on Foreman's love life as well
The possibility that Foreman will make time for a girlfriend?
A snowball stands a better chance in hell
Wilson has his own questions
As this episode moves ahead
He's sure House is hiding something
Maybe even under his bed
He thinks he can be sneakier than House
Reveal the mystery behind the door
But he's playing with House, he can't really win
Maybe, if lucky, he'll just even the score
As a result of Wilson's own paranoid pranks
House neatly wraps him in a net –thanks!
Put a red bow on him, Joyeux Noel!
Put blue and silver, Happy Hanukkah as well!