Joy to the Clinic
Joy to the clinic
House has lots of hours
And he sees the nuttiest patients
A Halloween costume gone wrong
Someone stealing from his boss
A woman in a low cut blouse
House was smiling before the exam began
I hope, I hope
He paid attention to what was in front of him
Joy to the clinic
It's always had fun patients
We remember them through the years
An inhaler used like perfume
An old man being poisoned by Poly-Grip
A little girl enjoying herself
And her mother didn't have a clue.
No wonder, no wonder
House avoids it as best he can