Working in a Medical Wonderland
(Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Monitors beep, someone's coding
House and team are lock and loading
Healing the patient who seizes
While House does what he pleases
Working in a Medical Wonderland
Park and Adams are the new kids
Think it is fun? Open your eyelids
House busts chops so well
Feels like you're in hell
Working in a Medical Wonderland
House really excels at diagnostics
But at people skills he's totally sucking
Treats his team like lost little birdies
Has the nerve to call them his ducklings
Wilson and Foreman are left wondering
How House does it with nary a blundering
About his methods they may carp
Can't deny his mind's sharp
Working in a Medical Wonderland
Taub and Chase have worked for House a while now
They put up with him no matter what it takes
Deal with his insults and comments somehow
Bend the rules if needed for the patients' sakes
House and his team work together
To save lives from disease or whatever
It's a pleasure to see
Watching "House, M.D."
Working in a Medical Wonderland