Diagnosin' Around the Conference Room
(Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree)
Diagnosin' around the conference room
Everybody has an idea
Write it on the white board
So everybody's thoughts are clear
House walks in and takes a look
Says "You are all morons!
These have to be the worst thoughts
We've ever had to go on.
The patient came into ER with a headache and dizzy
Says he's thrown up twice so far.
Once here and once in his car
So you think he has a disease
From very far away
Want to check out where he's been
And with whom he's played
You will find if you just stop, think what time it is
All the symptoms will make sense
I can't believe you're being so dense!
Figuring out this holiday case is
Oh so very clear
The only thing wrong with this guy?
Way too much Yuletide Cheer."