Calling Dr. House
'Twas the day after Christmas
And I felt really sick
I was glad I made it through
A visit from St. Nick
With aches and chills
I stayed in bed
Cause a nasty viral infection
Had entered my head
I could deal with the stuffy nose
But not the fuzzy sight
I couldn't see to type or read
Nothing seemed quite right
My MD gave me medicine
But it was slow to work
What I need is Dr. House
Even if he is a jerk
Alas, he only practices on TV
Real patients he does not treat
But if he did. I know for sure
One of those patients would be me
So while I was slow to heal
Now at last I'm well
Once again I can see and type
And my poems and stories tell
I'm going to talk about the episodes
Of our favorite show
Continue my fanfiction
Called "Puppet Master" you know
It's so good to feel better
And not just laying in the sack
Yes, it's a New Year
And Purpleu is back !