The Tortoise or the Hare
It is said that slow and steady
Wins the race
But in House's mind
That's never the case
He wants answers now
Needs them quick
Solve the medical mystery
Move on to the next one who's sick
But while looking for a diversion
To keep him amused
House has found a different race
A strange one to choose
Not horses or greyhounds
Either one would be fine
But tortoise racing…..?
I think he's lost his mind
It's not like his patient's problem
Isn't enough to boggle his brain
Start out to slow down Alzheimer's
End up violent and insane
If that doesn't turn him on
Wilson's patient surely will
A married couple who are celibate
Now these people (in House's mind) are ill
No matter what stories they tell tonight
House's return will make us happy
Bringing medicine and bromance
And House's words both sharp and snappy
Don't know what they're trying to sell
But whatever it is, I'll buy
I'll take a chance on anything
Involving a certain blue-eyed guy