A/N: I know even I thought I had given up on this, but inspiration struck that and I'm sick so thinking of Edward makes me a little better :). Though it will take a couple of weeks for regular posting because it's the last weeks of school and everyday I have some sort of papaer or exam to do. But do not fear once summer comes I will start posting weekely.

All of this will disappear
There's just one little problem...

"Oh come on Bella, it's not such a bad thing." He seemed to be trying to calm me down by using a soothing voice, but once he said my name with such… adoration I began to hyperventilate. I gasped for air, simultaneously grasping for more of the sheet to cover myself with.

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"Ok, we just need to think this through…." I repeated for the sixth time hoping that this would be the time I could figure out what to do next. Unluckily for me I drew a blank… again.

"Bells you need to calm down." I sat straight up as his mention of my name.

"What did you call me?" I demanded in a hiss.

"Umm…. Bells?" He asked more than answered. "You said you loved it last night. Of course you seemed to have loved a lot of things last night that you don't now… including me." I snorted at that. "Ok how about this we get dress and then go for breakfast and talk this out in a civil manner?" He finally relented; I rolled the thought around my head and finally agreed that it was better than lying in the nude near some guy claiming to be my husband.

"Fine. Shoo." I waved my hand at him.

"Excuse me?" He asked dumbfounded.

"I need to change and for that to happen I need to get out of this bed and for that to happen you have to leave. So shoo." He gave me an incredulous look.

"Bells….Bella" He corrected once he saw my eyes narrow. "After last night there's hardly any reason for you to be ashamed. After all I've seen every inch of you." My face became red with embarrassment and slight anger, as he smirked at me.

"You know what just shut it, and leave!" After a final smile he acquiesced and went into the bathroom.

Of course that meant that he got up, naked and walked to the bathroom with leisure. I squeaked and ducked underneath the covers, meanwhile I could hear him chuckling.

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"No, no….no!" This was all I could utter as I stared down at my waffles and bacon that I had ordered. I could not believe I was actually hearing what Edward (apparently his name) was saying, I couldn't believe he had the nerve to say such… horrible things to me.

"Bella." He said soothingly as he tried to hold my hand across the table. "I know you don't really remember what happened but I'm sure that given some time it will all come back to you." His voice was like velvet trying to calm my nerves and yet I still wanted to throttle him. "And when that happens you're going to see that what we have isn't just some crazy night in Vegas, so no I'm not giving you the divorce." My mouth hung open and my brain seem to implode, I took a few calming breaths before I allowed myself to speak again.

"I'm not quite sure if you're still drunk or something but let me explain this to you. We," I motioned between the two of us. "Are going to get this sham of a marriage annulled and if that is not possible we will get divorced. But let me just make one thing clear, Edward I am not your wife, do not want to be your wife, and yes last night was just some crazy night in Vegas. One that I regret, heavily." I hoped that with that any hope would leave him and he would just give in to my demands, instead I just heard him sigh.

"I knew I should've videotaped that wedding last night." He was pinching the bridge of his nose like he had some migraine, like he was the one being told he couldn't get divorced.

"What does that even mean?" I was so annoyed so angry for him not even listening to me.

"I love you Bella and you love me, so we're going to stay in this marriage." My jaw dropped at the nerve of this guy, in my mind I saw myself launch at him and throttle him. But I decided against it, I didn't want to be arrested for spouse battery, despite the fact he really shouldn't be my spouse. I took a breath and let it out. It was ok, he didn't want to get divorced that's fine he had a hotel room that must mean he's from out of town and I'm not, so he'll just get on a plane and leave and that will be the end of it.

"One question then what's my last name?" As long as he was here I would go along with his demented little mind.

A/N: So tell me if you hate this or not, please I want to know if my readers hate the direction this is going before I write anymore. Also I was wondering if there are any Heroes fans reading this if there are I would love you guys to read my story Who's Your Daddy? Yes I am shamelessly pimping, but my throat is killing me so I hope you guys can forgive me.