For Better or Worse
For better or worse, I believed it
I thought the scenes were true
On Monday's show we would see them
Since the episode was new
But alas, they're from a future show
When, oh when will I learn
The tortoise racing is for another week
Darn; it'd be fun to see them crash and burn
But still hilarity abounded all around
There were lots of great lines to hear
From mentions of fugliness
To sweet old Mother…..dear (abbreviated)
House and Wilson sharing stogies
Lit with a C-note that House won
Watching the two kick back in unison
Was really a lot of fun
But amid all the silliness
Of note cards taped to chairs
Was the deep and abiding love
That a couple can truly share
For better or worse sounds lovely
When becoming man and wife
But it takes on greater beauty
When applied as you journey through life
So House discovered the reason why
A couple after ten years was chaste
It bothered him that they never had sex
It seemed like such a waste
Remove the tumor, the hormones will flow
And the husband will want to have nookie
As annoyingly jerky House may be
He really is a smart cookie.