The Long Goodbye
On Monday's House,
Chase was stabbed in the heart
Now, House fans, it seems
Will play the very same part
We knew this day was coming
We anticipated the gloom
But we can take great joy
We were there to watch this show bloom
From Hugh's audition in a hotel's bathroom
To performances delivered with emotion and skill
He created a character so intricate and nuanced
That we are trying to figure him out still
House can be a real bastard
A fact we cannot deny
Yet under the rough stubble, there is a heart
Lydia made House cry
All the people that graced the screen
Into our lives came and went
Chase, Cameron, Thirteen and Taub
Our time with them was well spent
Foreman, Kutner, Masters, and Cuddy
Added their own special touch, too
But there is one other person
Without whom we couldn't do
House and Wilson are like milk and cookies
Like ice cream and warm apple pie
They have brought our hearts to many places
They have made us laugh, made us cry
Wilson is more than House's Watson
More even than just a friend
I would call James Wilson his brother
And I know he will be with him to the end
So our journey with Dr. Gregory House
Is starting to conclude
We will have one last bit of brilliance
One more time to have him be rude
There are eleven episodes left
As we start our long goodbye
I invite you to join me when the final scene is over
For a good, old-fashioned cry