Home, Sweet, House?
There were several things House did
To try and hurt Cuddy really hard
One bought him time in prison
The other, a spouse with a green card
It's time, Domenika informs him
For them to play husband and wife
This is something I can't wait to see
House…living the domestic life?
Perhaps they can find guidance
In the current patient the team treats
He helps married folks get along
Keeping things lovely and sweet
But as he gives one of his lectures
The would-be Dr. Phil hits the floor
While flat on his back in the hospital
He gives advice no one would adore
So as House wonders who to make team leader
(Funny, I always thought that was him)
The prospects of him acting like Ozzie Nelson
Are looking ever increasingly slim
Domenika has offered House some dough
She knows he'll go for it, smart cookie
But House is House, I doubt he's changed
He'll want her to thrown in some free nookie
What has rattled the patient's brain
To turn his opinions sour
Is a mystery the team must solve
With the puzzle deepening by the hour
Team Leader X is a question
I don't want to even guess
Leave it to House and the team
To straighten out that entangled mess
Most interesting to me
Is Dr. and Mrs. House
And just how truly and well
They can each be a convincing spouse
Domenika could be deported
House could go back to jail
This could end up like a prior House episode
An EPIC FAIL