A House is not a Home
Somewhere along the line
In the midst of games and lies
You hope House would think
And begin to catch wise
You can fool some people
But not in this case
His tale of him and his "wife"
Blew up in his face
So as House tried to pretend
He was stoking the home fires
His patient's case revealed the need
For his hormone levels to be higher
At first his wife was delighted
To hear his libido would get a boost
But it changed her husband into a person
Who decided he was going to rule the roost
To keep a happy marriage
And be the man he was before
The patient refuses the hormone shots
To stay as he was, a man his wife adored
Once the case has concluded
Time to see who wants to win
Who really wants to be number two?
Let the games begin!
Things like the "Team Olympics"
Keep House rather tickled
Now, something else is pleasing:
His domestic pickle
To not get caught again
Domenika must share his home
He doesn't really mind, for as Lydia
Showed him, he's not better off alone
House is going to keep up
The elaborate ruse
Pretend to be lovey with his "wife"
And the system abuse
But maybe there's some truth here
For it seems House has a little crush
I knew underneath that harden shell
Was a great, big mush 3